and i would of got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids

Well, fyl...

that was your perfect opportunity to take it and run. the same outcome wouldve happened anyway

I can just imagine it in matrix style.

This is disturbing on so many levels.

32 how?

Well, the old man could have had a heart attack! D:

^^ looooooooool that made me laugh so hard

In soviet Russia, you don't steal it, it steals you

53 FAIL

53 FAIL

Lol

What store has clothes so close to the door that you can drop a shirt outside

yeah he saw it happen and don't they have security cameras?

in Australia not ALL shops have cameras a lot do though

5, ur pretty hot :)

I totally agree!

If she/he was going to steal they wouldn't have gone up to the counter

^Exactly. A thief will avoid any and all contact with employees if they're trying to steal.

Not always true 51. I'm a delivery driver and I've seen people ask for help finding things then try to bolt with them. Not all thieves are all that bright.

Yea, agreed

and even if she was right at the door, how did the shirt "slide?"

I know right?

Well the shirt's 'arms' helped the shirt "slide".

42, Quite plausible! :)

Exactly what I was wondering, marinus. Unless it was a tiny shop with the register (or the line for the register) right by the door, it seems odd that OP would be halfway out the door with the shirt.

of course not cuz he wouldve had to pay, he said "planned on" buying not bought