By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 08:01 - Mexico

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Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
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canadian_ftw 8

whenever an FML says 'I tried to be funny...' it's like an instant YDI.

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HesJustTheBest 0

You should have slapped her right across the face and yelled FACE! That would have put her in her place.

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wicked420klown 0

thats when u grab her vag and call her a cun*t

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pwnedl0l 5

it doesn't help when you put the asterisk in the middle of the word >.>

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bugmenotmofo 34

Slapsdick comedy lol. Btw WTF, commenters? OP's her bf, I'm sure a little boob-touching isn't off limits in this relationship if she casually slaps his dick anyway. Hopefully the gf wasn't really offended, but merely hit you a bit harder than intended.

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sundayporch 2

I agree. I think it's hilarious how seriously some people are taking this.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Believe it or not, not all girls like to be groped in public.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Given the controversy and lack of citations, I decided to conduct a double-blinded randomised experiment. Analysis suggests that TheIrishJaneDoe is in fact correct and not all girls like being groped in public.

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jess0091 0

So.....how is this a FML? at least she touched your dick.

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emoverlord 0

*slap her across the face* "bitch." lmao

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Draminicaus 0

No...I'm thinking not. lol

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