Intimacy: Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 08:01 - Mexico

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 16:29

whenever an FML says 'I tried to be funny...' it's like an instant YDI.

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VegasGurl10 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 5:10

AHAHAhAhaHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha SUCKA!!!!

A_Friend 0

Monday 29 November 2010 13:16

My girlfriend does the same thing man.

youre_all_idiots 0

Monday 13 December 2010 23:50

win

HoodKicka21 0

Thursday 30 December 2010 9:19

your idea of humor ****** sucks

jon214thab 0

Friday 31 December 2010 0:37

Lol I see no problem here, I would have done it again ;)

AcidRaen 4

Sunday 13 February 2011 17:42

I would've done the same thing haha

angels_siren 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 21:53

haha i love her for that :)

soccerchickrocks 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:25

how is that funny anyway? thats annoying to most girls. hahaha I wouldve done the same thing if I was that girl.

supawoman_fml 8

Monday 13 June 2011 20:50

owned

santasadiekins 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:31

hahahahaha oh man, I almost busted a gut there....oh, you so deserved that, i would have done the same thing.

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