FML : Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother...

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Today, I got to sleep in late for the first time in 3 years, as wife took our two young daughters out of town to visit with her parents. I told my mother that I was really looking forward to being able to sleep in this morning. The phone rang at 7:30. It was my mother asking me how I slept. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wally - / Friday 8 May 2009 15:20 / Canada

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By SnIpEr_fml | 0

#179999 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:11

Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept

By TheZephyrSon | 3

#179998 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:11

Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...

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By dudewithface | 0

#179991 - Friday 8 May 2009 08:33

Piss on her face.

By rmm | 0

#179992 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:10

asdaf

lenkab123 | 0

#1031561 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 01:50

but u didnt sleep in late then

By TheZephyrSon | 3

#179998 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:11

Wow...Your mother has a nasty sense of humor...

By SnIpEr_fml | 0

#179999 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:11

Yeah, screw that bitch. I'd call her ass up at 5:00 Am or something and ask how she slept

xocourtxo | 0

#869319 - Thursday 18 February 2010 06:53

hahahah that's hilarious. I am gunna do that (:

noobgang7 | 5

#912584 - Thursday 4 March 2010 01:54

then he wouldn't get to sleep in either...

By Rupus | 0

#180000 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:11

7:30 at night? Wow that's a crazy long lie in dude

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#180002 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:13

Sorry dude! Next time switch off all phones!

By TheLRD | 0

#180003 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:12

OH NO.

By couragewolf9001 | 0

#180019 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:18

No sympathy.

By FBIWarning | 0

#180021 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:17

So why did we tell our mother that we got to sleep in? YDI for telling her that...

Bobby64 | 26

#3065441 - Monday 8 August 2011 06:37

Yeah, what crazy person talks to their parents and tells them what's going on? That's just nuts.

By Rockyio | 0

#180023 - Friday 8 May 2009 09:19

YDI... If you seriously haven't slept in for 3 YEARS.. you would have made a freakin' event out of it & taken precautions before hand. ie: turn of your phone ringers, etc.... douche lol

metro_mello | 0

#770553 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 08:23

Really this person is a douche just because they have trouble sleeping? What ar you fucking five? Youre the fucking douche. Being sleep deprived no one can help it. I have had insomnia my whole life so if anyone knows anything about being sleep deprived its ME. This dude deserved his sleep and his mother woke him up at 7:30 am ALso mabye he just works a lot. he can't help what times he works. Either your a fucking dumb ass idiot or your five years old. My guess goes with option A :) Yes i am a bitch But only because I am pmsing At least I am not stupid and a bitch like you though.