By Anonymous - United States
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
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  spoo  |  24

I REALLY hope you called the cops... Coming out so sick like that suggests hes acted on the thoughts enough to not think them that unusual.

By  Superadie  |  0

Haha! freaky Grandpa, the best friend of psycho Grandma! Should have answered "And I would love to kick you in the nuts so you will learn some respect" :D