By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
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KikuHonda 3
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o__________o what a creep.

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FreddyLunch 0
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You just got Fritzel'd

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FreddyLunch 0
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You just got Fritzel'd

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The_Disturbed 5
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#1 - Hahaha win. OP - That's just wrong...really, really wrong. Gay paedophiles. Not fun O_o

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the_deuce 0
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LMFAO Fritzel'd though?? HAHA sounds like herbert the pervert!! DISGUSTINGGGGG. lls i feel bad for you.

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Pamina128 0

That's really not funny #1. Fritzel was sick.

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ReasonsToFly 0

That's really not funny #44. Fritzel was sick!

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alwaysalexis 0

ugh, definitely. while reading the book on him, more then once i felt i had to throwup.

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spoo 24
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I REALLY hope you called the cops... Coming out so sick like that suggests hes acted on the thoughts enough to not think them that unusual.

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Duckasaurus 0
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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET.

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alex_vik 0

Damnit, I was gonna make a Fritzel joke but the first person beat me.

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slasher29 0
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so were many but wouldn't someone else hear that?

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MCofpwnage 0
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(It's spelled Fritzl.)

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eshploded 0
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a case where some crazy austrian dude locked his daughter in his basement for 24 years and had a bunch of kids with her.

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lolbulla 0
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you should've told him he's old

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silentmusic 0

HAHAHA! looks like you got a stalker~u should feel proud! i feel sorry for you. id be scared if that happened to me

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antonioohama 0

That's not really funny #59. Fritzel was sick!

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daniisme 0
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28- more like Chester the molesterer

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sneakers9394 0

woah...creepy

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tschell 0
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I'm staying away from north Dakota...

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gabobi91 19
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His name was Fritzl, there was no E in it.

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SupraHippo 6
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Yes. I thought I was the only one who read that book.

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KikuHonda 3
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o__________o what a creep.

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LoZelda123 20
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yup you have the perfect reaction to this one

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fmh123 0
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Tell him he is a old creepy bum and punch him in the nuts and say you think im cute now

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Superadie 0
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Haha! freaky Grandpa, the best friend of psycho Grandma! Should have answered "And I would love to kick you in the nuts so you will learn some respect" :D

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DiscountKing 0
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Story of my life.

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moonlight_daze 8

I know, right?

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pinkp909 8

ahahahahahahaha winnnn

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BioProject 0
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Hot Edit: #1, buried

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miss_madison 10
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BioProject: IT'S L!!!!!!!! Oh my god!! (I'm actually watching Deathnote right now.) sorry. I'm a little bit of a fan girl when it comes to L.

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Entracte 0
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Look for him on watchdog.

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duct_tape_zombie 0
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I want to be like that dude when I'm old!!! xD

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yellowaholic 25
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You want to be creepy?

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kayleighcontrol 7
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Fucking hell. What a weirdo. Should've roundhouse kicked him in the head.

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lancerevo1994 0
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Or he could have yelled "FALCON PUNCH!" and socked him in the stomach.

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MelLuvsYuhhh 8
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Like Chuck Norris c:

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nike1 0
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LOL! That must have been a joke dude? Haha.

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