Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML
Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML
Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML
Today, I was walking home from the store when I saw my uncle. I went over and gave him a surprise hug. He grabbed my ass. He wasn't really my uncle. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
He said erection, not direction. No wonder he's pissed.
GoW_Chick 15
STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!
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Comments (118)
aron666 25
It seems like OP had found his secret worshiper:p- with a strange fetish for sure
EduJav321 24
Shy wasnt he
TOXICxANARCHIST 0
Im sorry but thats amazing :D
Fmlsea 28
righto cause that wasn't half weird , i would of been like " don't touch me "
hateevryone 15
and then what?
Hollywoodstar97 3
People now a days.....
mintstashinurtea 5
this is just funny, it's not like it ended with "and he put a knife in my face, while yelling at me for my wallet" get over it op, life will go on.
khaya 9
The sweet wrapper peeking out of his pocket should have alerted you.
thatviolinplayer 0
Riiiiiiight....
xSonic 9
**** you