Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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You deserved it 54 030

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 681

By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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You deserved it 3 766

By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

Comments

bngiebnl 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:01

OWNT!

nomo_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:19

NEVER give money to panhandlers. NEVER.

lol_seriously 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:30

How on earth?

weirdshitsucks 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:48

stupid failure..... learn how to take a ******* hit man.....

Superman8_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:48

as soon as I read "a bum approached me" i clicked you deserved it. bums are f*cking crazy ppl, you just have to know. LMAO #30

smileatmaggie 1

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:50

dude. that's absoloutely ****** HILARIOUS!

edward12 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:59

that's reallly pathetic

SelphieFairy 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 4:21

that sucks how people try do something GOOD or NICE and in return you get beat up.

rwilldred27 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:30

only give money i have carrying in my pockets. Hobos in Chicago are pretty big guys actually, but seriously I don't see the problem giving poor people money. And if my money goes towards their crack addiction, well you know why the **** they need crack!?!?? it kills their appetite for the food they can't get. obviously not the best solution but if i was super poor on the streets I'd hope for a little kindness from people every now and then. But still, can't trust a hobo. they're still strangers. and at least you weren't stabbed or anything for that much money!