Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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upsidedown03 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:36

LMFAO !!!!!

the_poop_bandit 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 12:53

no way a 5'0 hobo woman knocks out 6'2 guy. only way is brutal kick to the nuts, and im sure you would have mentioned that part if it had happened. FAKE

fukn_yur_mama 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:20

Well that should teach you either not to carry cash or not to be such a pussy

Wesker1989 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:23

Are we ignoring the fact that getting punched in the face (I presume this is what happened) really goddamn hurts, and can get you dazed. I know my little sister managed to almost lay me out and I'm 200lbs and pretty tall. I'd like to see all the people calling him a pussy see how they react when they get their nose broke out of the blue. Though yeah, getting your wallet out in front of a homeless person was a pretty bad idea. They be bloody mental.

gladdante 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:30

SISSY boy

mtrem225 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 13:36

Your fault for carrying $200 in your wallet.

Carribu 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:12

#5 is correctttttttttt! you NEVER open your wallet downtown. otherwise, the bums come out fighting and you're at an automatic KO

beyondperception 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 14:31

Okay, Partial YDI for even doing it, but that little lady has probably more balls than you. I mean, you got punched out by a lady over a foot shorter than you! A part of me finds that VERY amusing.

ohfrick 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:48

Bums are vicious, man.

blal 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 17:37

i find it funny that so many guys are calling this guy a pussy, but cmon, think about it, shes a bum, she knows how to fight and isnt gonna hold anything back, this guys probably holding his wallet with one hand and taking money out with the other, and not even looking at her when she throws the first punch... its a lot harder to win a fight when you start out with a facefull of fist, especially if you never saw it coming still deserved it for flashing the cash though @70 really? tell us of these 10' giants youve been laying out lol