Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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analeigh_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:26

#151 I don't do drugs, but i think it'd be more expensive than just walking into walmart and buying some food. Shit man that stuff is cheap. Basically you said : crack=more expensive than food. hobos=no money. Hobos buy crack cause they can't afford food. WTF?!?

geoffgeoff_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:18

pussaaayyy

nobody_important 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:58

Did it happen to be in San Jose? If so, I know that woman. She's a *****.

AlmightyAl 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:33

God you people are stupid. Some homeless person asks this man for money, and out of pure kindness he takes out his wallet and is about to give her some, when she starts punching him and then proceeds to steal his wallet. He didn't deserve it at all. All of you morons who claim its fake simply because the bum is female and short. It doesn't matter about your gender nor height. I knocked out my big brother out once when I was a little kid with a flute(Don't as why, I have no clue.). He was twice my size. Besides, he's got one hand holding his wallet and he's not expecting her to hit him. Plus the exposing wallet thing is not "RLY STUPID UR AN IDIOT". How do you know he had spare change in his pocket? I know I keep all my money in my wallet and none in my pocket. Besides, he didn't expect that person to go crazy on him. I've given money to many nice homeless people before. Ones who were screwed out of their job wrongfully or have had a bad childhood. If I were in your shoes though, I would of got up, ran after the bum and slammed 'its' face into the wall. Then I would politely ask for my money back. You are totally not at fault, dude. I hope karma strikes it down.

cherrylove2991 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:36

lol thats ****** funny but why didnt you hit back?????

SpandexMan 0

Friday 27 March 2009 23:20

always keep change in a different pocket, man.

sammop21 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 0:20

I swear if i ever find her, i will keep the shit out of her and she'll lay on the ground like: "WHY!?" And i'll lean in and say "You know why." lol i hate bums.

darkstar007 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:22

your pathetic

blackbetty_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 8:16

That's one tough bitch right there. She's from the streets; she don't play.

No_Words24 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:37

thats.......wow...... hahaha!! but if i were u, i wouldn't be upset over that, i mean she has to be pretty tough in order to live on the streets, she probably practices like 3 times a day!! it's not ur fault at all, but just in case u feel the need to give money to another bum, i'd take some boxing classes!