Love, Birthday and Tinder: Ditch him - FML

Ditch him

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML

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Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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jennrotten 12

Tuesday 4 April 2023 6:21

Your now ex partner, right? Right??

Rake 17

Tuesday 4 April 2023 7:48

What? How does that work? He is cheating on me with my friend so I should just marry him already?

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Brightside86 30

Tuesday 4 April 2023 4:40

That happened to a friend. Gave her the clarity of mind to just marry him already. They have 2 kids, been married 10 years and counting.

Rake 17

Tuesday 4 April 2023 7:48

What? How does that work? He is cheating on me with my friend so I should just marry him already?

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 4 April 2023 19:50

Suspect it worked for the same reasons negging works, or it was the push they needed to get out of a holding position. Either way a pretty risky gambit to get your partners attention.

jennrotten 12

Tuesday 4 April 2023 6:21

Your now ex partner, right? Right??

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Wednesday 5 April 2023 1:07

Your now ex friend, right? Right??

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