Money: Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some...

By dude - 24/03/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 21:46 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

Today, I was walking down the street, when a little old lady bumped into me and fell over. I helped her up and she thanked me for being "such a nice young man". It was only an hour later as I was in line at the store that I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet. FML

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By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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By unknown - 12/06/2013 17:33 - United States - Tulare

Today, I was walking to the gym when the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML

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By hobosarea-holes - 14/08/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, a hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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By who_could_it_be - 06/08/2009 13:35 - Canada

Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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MonkeySpeaks 4

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:06

Honestly, have you not learned to never take out your wallet or show how much cash you have on the streets? Thats just basic.

Bubs_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:05

Gotta watch out for that Falcon Punch. Even homeless women can do it.

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tsax421 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:24

don't carry around 200$ cash, that's what a debit card is for. also, don't give bums money. give charities money. if the bums want the money for legit reasons, they get can get it through said charities.

snow_cloak 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:26

Next time pretend you don't see the bum, and walk away.

livingdeadgirl 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:27

ahahaha hell nah...thats ****** up...but that's funny as shit.

krovek42 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:29

dude you never take out your wallet. thats in street smarts 101 man

mandapanda93 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:32

awww im so sorry :/ u shouldnt hve taken ur wallet out tho

Jester4545 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:33

I'm sorry, but... Dude, you got owned.

mylamesauce 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:37

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Sorry, not laughing at the story (which would suck to have happen, but t WAS stupid carrying around that much money and flashing it) Laughing at #72 because I'm 6'2" and I weigh 148 Lbs xD (I'm on cross country, so I constantly am losing weight because of all the running) Just thought it was ironic

roachspray 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:37

This site serves to remind us of all the stupid people in the world. The people who actually pull their wallet out while talking to strangers on the street, the people who think being knocked out requires permanent brain damage, and the people who think $200 is so much money that it's just craaaaaazy to carry that much money around. For that last crowd, your life sucks more than this guy. He's out $200 and you act like you'd be out your whole damn life savings so HE must be the idiot. Not to say that he's not... But he's so very much not alone on here.

mylamesauce 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:41

Dooooooood (yeah, I spelt dude wrong) I just got owned by #109's comment with the whole $200 thing ahaha xD thanks dude

greatnt249 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 6:58

#66, you said the same thing in another thread; it was wrong then, and it's wrong now. You should really educate yourself before making such comments.