Intimacy: Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old...

By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.

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Comments

NP913 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 0:52

OP im more concerned about your sisters reaction. having said that, theres a girl in uk who had a baby at age ten... go figure...

happylawyer 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 3:34

I am totally lost with this one. A map, please! How anyone think that someone is a virgin because she or he is using a vibrator. May be alone, saddly alone, but virgin? Besides, if the vibrator is inside, she may have lost her virginity to an electronic.

captain__jj 5

Saturday 6 April 2013 8:58

You can't lose your virginity to a vibrator. Masturbating =/= losing your virginity, hymen breakage or not (and really your hymen has nothing to do with being a virgin either considering you can break it doing shit like riding a horse).

cjcr15 7

Saturday 6 April 2013 4:44

You wouldn't need that vibrator if you kik me ;). My kik is cjcr15

croxanne_9 3

Saturday 6 April 2013 16:25

Pretty sure you should have locked the door?

adamlawl 6

Saturday 6 April 2013 17:45

Talk about awkward.

divadro102 16

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:30

Kids these days are growing up way too fast. Sexually, not mentally.

anthony99 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:03

Back in the day: "I'm saving myself for marriage" Today: "I'm saving myself for when I'm in love" 20 years from now: "I'm saving myself for puberty"

scott82 5

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:33

Maybe you should ask your sister can you sit in on her next sexual experience

Mandie56 4

Monday 8 April 2013 0:07

Your little sister is a little arse. First off, walking in on you was rude. Secondly, calling you a virgin just because you were using a vibrator was a big assumption to make, and thirdly, at twelve years old, she should NOT be thinking that being a virgin is a BAD THING.