Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML
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MrLonelyHertz
| 23
Well, either she's playing around and doesn't mean it, or you've got yourself a problem there, Houston!
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OysterPearls
| 33
And later on, (assuming you stay with her), she'll be whining about how you don't send her good morning texts like the "goals" couples on those ideal relationship Twitter pages.
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MrLonelyHertz
| 23
Well, either she's playing around and doesn't mean it, or you've got yourself a problem there, Houston!
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142asdfqq
| 14
I can't help but think this would be funnier if he was from Texas and not Colorado
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crudeandrudeguy
| 29
How much love and admiration do you expect her to have for you after three days?
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MDoremis
| 38
More than that. You should still be in the honeymoon "You're perfect"/"No, you're perfect" stage at three days.
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Lalala579121
| 27
I'm sure OP and his girlfriend have known each other for longer than three days.
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nykkilynn16
| 7
Eh, they might be 15 year olds, expecting love to just happen and happen immediately.
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carmbees
| 12
I dunno, I met my boyfriend and we started dating three days later, so you never know
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OysterPearls
| 33
And later on, (assuming you stay with her), she'll be whining about how you don't send her good morning texts like the "goals" couples on those ideal relationship Twitter pages.
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drayloon
| 50
Is this a hint....lol
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dohdohdoh
| 13
Dump and run. If she can't overlook minor hiccups forget having a lasting relationship.
Unless she's a really hot nymphomaniac.
Unless she's a really hot nymphomaniac.
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mfmylifesrsly
| 29
I liked this comment before reading the last sentence. Regrets.
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Talis99
| 26
It's okay, I down voted for us both.
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lovebooks07
| 15
She should be greatful, because you wished her an extra good morning
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Forrice
| 4
RUN while you still can
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Lalala579121
| 27
Well why did you?
Well why did you?
Well why did you?
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Catdragon
| 40
Better 3 days than 3 years
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DelugeandDrought
| 7
In my experience, when someone is dim witted enough to believe you purposely sent something like that twice and go bitch about it, they end up being very irritating. I hope she isn't actually going to be this particular about everything in the relationship.
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SteveDudleyUK
| 10
If you have not already dumped her then she is right, you are a dumbass.