By J - 30/08/2016 17:20 - United States - Englewood

Today, I heard from multiple people that my girlfriend called me a dumbass because I apparently sent her "Good Morning" twice. We aren't even three full days into the relationship. FML
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MrLonelyHertz 23

Well, either she's playing around and doesn't mean it, or you've got yourself a problem there, Houston!

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OysterPearls 33

And later on, (assuming you stay with her), she'll be whining about how you don't send her good morning texts like the "goals" couples on those ideal relationship Twitter pages.

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MrLonelyHertz 23

Well, either she's playing around and doesn't mean it, or you've got yourself a problem there, Houston!

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142asdfqq 14

I can't help but think this would be funnier if he was from Texas and not Colorado

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crudeandrudeguy 29

How much love and admiration do you expect her to have for you after three days?

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MDoremis 38

More than that. You should still be in the honeymoon "You're perfect"/"No, you're perfect" stage at three days.

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Lalala579121 27

I'm sure OP and his girlfriend have known each other for longer than three days.

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nykkilynn16 7

Eh, they might be 15 year olds, expecting love to just happen and happen immediately.

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carmbees 12

I dunno, I met my boyfriend and we started dating three days later, so you never know

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OysterPearls 33

And later on, (assuming you stay with her), she'll be whining about how you don't send her good morning texts like the "goals" couples on those ideal relationship Twitter pages.

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drayloon 50

Is this a hint....lol

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dohdohdoh 13

Dump and run. If she can't overlook minor hiccups forget having a lasting relationship. Unless she's a really hot nymphomaniac.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

I liked this comment before reading the last sentence. Regrets.

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Talis99 26

It's okay, I down voted for us both.

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lovebooks07 15

She should be greatful, because you wished her an extra good morning

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DelugeandDrought 7

In my experience, when someone is dim witted enough to believe you purposely sent something like that twice and go bitch about it, they end up being very irritating. I hope she isn't actually going to be this particular about everything in the relationship.

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SteveDudleyUK 10

If you have not already dumped her then she is right, you are a dumbass.

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