Well, either she's playing around and doesn't mean it, or you've got yourself a problem there, Houston!

I can't help but think this would be funnier if he was from Texas and not Colorado

How much love and admiration do you expect her to have for you after three days?

More than that. You should still be in the honeymoon "You're perfect"/"No, you're perfect" stage at three days.

I'm sure OP and his girlfriend have known each other for longer than three days.

Eh, they might be 15 year olds, expecting love to just happen and happen immediately.

I dunno, I met my boyfriend and we started dating three days later, so you never know

And later on, (assuming you stay with her), she'll be whining about how you don't send her good morning texts like the "goals" couples on those ideal relationship Twitter pages.

Is this a hint....lol

Dump and run. If she can't overlook minor hiccups forget having a lasting relationship. Unless she's a really hot nymphomaniac.

I liked this comment before reading the last sentence. Regrets.

It's okay, I down voted for us both.

She should be greatful, because you wished her an extra good morning

RUN while you still can

Well why did you? Well why did you?

Better 3 days than 3 years

In my experience, when someone is dim witted enough to believe you purposely sent something like that twice and go bitch about it, they end up being very irritating. I hope she isn't actually going to be this particular about everything in the relationship.

If you have not already dumped her then she is right, you are a dumbass.