Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
not the mama
Hesperia, United States
Classic Dave
Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML
brando2k5
United States
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
XxOx
France
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Anonymous
Argentina
Double whammy
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
Zoogangcapk
Double Impact
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. The problem is that I don't know how to tell my wife... Who is also pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my husband and I told my parents that I finally managed to conceive. My mom burst into tears of joy and said how great it was that she's finally going to be a "real" grandma, all within earshot of our adopted and now-devastated daughter. FML
Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
You mean your ex-wife is going to be a mother. Even if she didn't do it the old-fashioned way, she still went behind your back.
honestjane 22
Hopefully she meant you're adding a pet to the family. Which is still something that should be discussed beforehand in a healthy relationship.
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Comments (23)
Sinshine 28
It's a miracle!
Desiree Goulden 8
as a woman who's girlfriend had cheated on for years: **** you. She's not going to be a parent, you are, and for the good of your wife, I hope she ******* devices your ass and kicks you out. shame on you.
Linda Mau 10
reread the fml..
Desiree Goulden 8
I totally misread that. Devorce her ass.
Justin Allan Bannister 9
bye Felicia.
caizixihu 5
Old friends.
abigiggles 39
https://youtu.be/9MHX5nr5nVY
PenguinPal3017 19
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
protoskore 27
Jesus (is coming back)
tarabella 7
Gay couple, unexpected pregnancy..... Something doesn't sound right there. Shouldn't that be the one thing you're definitely safe from?? Welp, i guess it doesn't work out that way when your wife is a raging *****
r 8
I’d give her the benefit of the doubt if she is a geneticist and took some of your dna and her dna, mixed it in a Petri dish and vola - new scientific achievement, millions baby...it could happen...
Linda Mau 10
maybe she merged their eggs and implanted a new egg inside and used sperm from a donor