By never thought I'd say that - 22/08/2013 19:05 - Norway - Stavanger

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
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cristy91 33

If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine

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Heaven121313 9

R Kelly could probably do the same.

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cristy91 33

If the guy's on a Segway you could easily run after him and give him a pee-filled taste of his own medicine

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kpc2424 13

I wonder if that's considered DUI???

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EpicJman2828 11

Actually it would we had a drunk guy riding his horse through my town in Oklahoma cops saw him called his wife. She picked up the horse and the guy went to jail for dui

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

A horse and a Segway are two completely different things. Amish people around here can get a DUI while operating their horse and buggy, but they use the road. A Segway you can use on a sidewalk, and it doesn't require you to "drive" it on a road. So I really don't think you could, maybe a drunk in public, but not a DUI. They don't go past 5 mph anyway.

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sweet23_fml 11

My brother got a dui riding a starboard... I think if it is classed as a type of personal transportation the cops can arrest/fine you for a dui.

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gallaeo 21

Well...you can get a DUI on a lawn mower, so it wouldn't surprise me if you could get one on a Segway. Guess it depends on the cop. Either way it's a piss poor situation OP, I don't know about you but I'd be pretty pissy about that......ba-dum-tsss

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DFresh503 8

Definitely. Anything that is motorized or can be pedaled is grounds for DUI. Even a scooter for an immobile person would get you one

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sniken 14

Doesn't matter, segways are illegal in Norway anyways. So the guy posting is either a troll or travelling (noone owns them in Norway either)

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indianswagg 14

Just a comment passing through

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girlrome 19

Wow. That's sucks. You must have been so pissed.

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martin8337 35

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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gallaeo 21

You're one of those special kind of people that sit and wonder why the people in your life call you "special", aren't you?

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Trix_Disorder 20

Why are they "special" for not knowing about a nearly useless and irrelevant piece of technology? I am surprised that they do not know of them, but not enough to be offended... as you three seem to be (albeit, mildly).

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olpally 32

Neil Goldman(family guy nerd) passed by you? Lol. Yikes. Time for a shower.

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brainymes 30

Looks like you were a victim of a piss and run.. Anybody? No? Okay.

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