FML : Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high...

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Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anon - / Monday 2 May 2011 10:58 / United States

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By SeasonedLemur | 5

#2445847 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:59

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in times of peace And two in times of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.

By xxxInsanexxx | 9

#2445587 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:23

This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?

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By ILoveSomeFun | 0

#2445585 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:22

first

cloudy01 | 0

#2445603 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:24

last

savs11 | 13

#2445634 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:26

Oh wow you made first. Hooray for you. Now here's your free laptop. Oh wait, I lied.

TroII | 0

#2445644 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:27

#1 its spelled "Im a tool."

By xxxInsanexxx | 9

#2445587 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:23

This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?

KlaLynn | 3

#2445600 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:24

That happens to be exactly what I was thinking. =P

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#2445698 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:35

roflmao shit brix

khaya | 9

#2445748 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:42

I was gonna clean my room......

SeasonedLemur | 5

#2445794 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:52

.... but then I got high!

seanders | 10

#2445977 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:26

I was gonna get up and find the broom.....

MissBunny25 | 0

#2445987 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:28

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high...

MissBunny25 | 0

#2446001 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:29

sorry 38 I didnt see your comment when I posted :(

_yarrrr | 0

#2446036 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:35

my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)

EverybodyHatesCh | 0

#2446223 - Monday 2 May 2011 06:20

I was gonna go get high!! but then I got high!!! WooHooHooHoooooo

ant1078 | 7

#2446326 - Monday 2 May 2011 06:44

u look like ke$ha 

stoopkid911 | 0

#2447049 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:35

i dnt really see the problem. just get high nd then ull havr n excuse.

littlemissFYL | 5

#2447050 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:35

because I got high, because I got high.

seanders | 10

#2447059 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:41

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off, and I know why!!

littlemissFYL | 5

#2447063 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:42

when I was first reading this, I thought you were going to say you had cancer. just be thankful it isn't, OP :)

pertained | 12

#2447434 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:29

I THINK I HAD THAT TOO. on my eyelid once, but my doctor said I was good looking anyway so it wouldn't marr my overall good lookingness.

countryboyj17 | 0

#2450927 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 06:18

#92, cool story bro..

countryboyj17 | 0

#2450942 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 06:20

#92, cool story bro..

Mariesandoval | 0

#2451164 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 07:30

That sucks!

By krustacea | 1

#2445590 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:23

Awwww I'm sorry tht rlly sux.

MissBunny25 | 0

#2446009 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:31

I pack this bowl for two...

_yarrrr | 0

#2446028 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:34

rad song

jenna_rae | 0

#2450078 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 05:25

benign? what's that mean?

mandipandi30 | 0

#2450140 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 05:33

106-benign means it's not cancerous, it can't kill you like real cancer.my friend had a benign tumor in hr stomach she didn't die cuz it was benign:)

jenna_rae | 0

#2461926 - Thursday 5 May 2011 06:00

ok but I STILL don't know what benign is

Tswift0806 | 3

#4026904 - Monday 13 February 2012 02:19

Benign is something that will not harm you. I don't think it's that difficult.

By CareFace | 16

#2445594 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:23

You'll be the popular kid at school that gets all the chicks.

Predental | 5

#2445900 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:12

op is a girl

enonymous | 8

#2446018 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:33

^ exactly this is why it's a good thing

Noob30 | 0

#2449867 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 04:50

Doesn't mean she said she was straight 81 :P

ghm1234 | 0

#2451312 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 08:12

look in the corner dumbass

By Pownzeez | 0

#2445630 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:26

now u can get high all the time

johnson94 | 5

#2446218 - Monday 2 May 2011 06:19

I still don't get why it gives you a reason to be high if you just look like you're high?

LifeSucksbtw | 0

#2446518 - Monday 2 May 2011 07:21

cause u have an excuse if some one Accuses u of being high! :D dam op is lucky

ATLBOI770 | 0

#2447087 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:53

kuz ur not a pothead!!!!

PassTheDutch | 0

#2447406 - Monday 2 May 2011 11:24

you have to be a pothead to understand

Ihatecupcakes17 | 0

#2461080 - Thursday 5 May 2011 02:40

Lol I just read this convo and it was so funny XD

MidgetInvasion | 13

#5820662 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 08:32

Everyone on this site is high. You're good.

By fmart | 0

#2445639 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:27

wont be a problem if u ARE high all the timee :D

By snorlaxxx | 0

#2445671 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:32

thats not cute . but now u have an excuse into getting high (:

marinus_fml | 19

#2445686 - Monday 2 May 2011 04:33

Who wants to get high anyway?

tsim_fml | 0

#2445876 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:08

15- lots of people. not me but lots of people would like to get high

iLazy | 0

#2446043 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:37

I'm sure towelie wants to get high

_yarrrr | 0

#2446051 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:38

I would always like to get high. Infact I'm getting high right now. You should too 15, loosen up a tad ;)

sasonzal | 4

#2447080 - Monday 2 May 2011 09:49

anyone who tried it and knows it isn't a drug,and by the way people who wants an excuse for red eyes just say your contact lenses burn(even if you don't wear any)works for me perfectly

Grimmerie | 31

#2451175 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 07:33

anything that alters your levels consciousness and hormonal and chemical balances - with the exceptions of necessities, such as food and water - is a drug. caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, and so forth ... all drugs. don't advocate ignorance, and learn what you're putting in your body before you fuck with substances!