By anon - 02/05/2011 10:58 - United States
Same thing different taste
I guess that's why they call it an intravitreal injection
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Fingers crossed
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Hypochondriac
By Stepheroni - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
20/20
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Looks good
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Oh wow you made first. Hooray for you. Now here's your free laptop. Oh wait, I lied.
This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?
roflmao shit brix
I was gonna clean my room......
.... but then I got high!
I was gonna get up and find the broom.....
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high...
sorry 38 I didnt see your comment when I posted :(
my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
u look like ke$ha
i dnt really see the problem. just get high nd then ull havr n excuse.
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off, and I know why!!
I THINK I HAD THAT TOO. on my eyelid once, but my doctor said I was good looking anyway so it wouldn't marr my overall good lookingness.
Awwww I'm sorry tht rlly sux.
I pack this bowl for two...
rad song
benign? what's that mean?
ok but I STILL don't know what benign is
You'll be the popular kid at school that gets all the chicks.
cause u have an excuse if some one Accuses u of being high! :D dam op is lucky
you have to be a pothead to understand
Lol I just read this convo and it was so funny XD
Everyone on this site is high. You're good.
wont be a problem if u ARE high all the timee :D
thats not cute . but now u have an excuse into getting high (:
Who wants to get high anyway?
I'm sure towelie wants to get high
I would always like to get high. Infact I'm getting high right now. You should too 15, loosen up a tad ;)
anyone who tried it and knows it isn't a drug,and by the way people who wants an excuse for red eyes just say your contact lenses burn(even if you don't wear any)works for me perfectly
anything that alters your levels consciousness and hormonal and chemical balances - with the exceptions of necessities, such as food and water - is a drug. caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, and so forth ... all drugs. don't advocate ignorance, and learn what you're putting in your body before you **** with substances!
maybe you should get a pair of sunglasses.
maby if u gt high ur puples will get super huge.
*facepalm*
spoken like a true pothead...o_o...idiot.
haha, well on the positive side that just gives you an excuse to be high all the time then? (:
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I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in times of peace And two in times of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.
This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?