Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML
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ILoveSomeFun
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cloudy01
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savs11
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Oh wow you made first. Hooray for you. Now here's your free laptop. Oh wait, I lied.
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TroII
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#1 its spelled "Im a tool."
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xxxInsanexxx
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This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?
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KlaLynn
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That happens to be exactly what I was thinking. =P
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fatgirllovesfml
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roflmao shit brix
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khaya
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I was gonna clean my room......
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SeasonedLemur
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.... but then I got high!
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seanders
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I was gonna get up and find the broom.....
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MissBunny25
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I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high...
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MissBunny25
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sorry 38 I didnt see your comment when I posted :(
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_yarrrr
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my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
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EverybodyHatesCh
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I was gonna go get high!! but then I got high!!! WooHooHooHoooooo
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ant1078
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u look like ke$ha
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stoopkid911
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i dnt really see the problem. just get high nd then ull havr n excuse.
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littlemissFYL
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because I got high, because I got high.
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seanders
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off, and I know why!!
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littlemissFYL
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when I was first reading this, I thought you were going to say you had cancer. just be thankful it isn't, OP :)
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pertained
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I THINK I HAD THAT TOO.
on my eyelid once, but my doctor said I was good looking anyway so it wouldn't marr my overall good lookingness.
on my eyelid once, but my doctor said I was good looking anyway so it wouldn't marr my overall good lookingness.
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countryboyj17
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#92, cool story bro..
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countryboyj17
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#92, cool story bro..
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Mariesandoval
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That sucks!
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krustacea
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Awwww I'm sorry tht rlly sux.
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MissBunny25
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I pack this bowl for two...
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_yarrrr
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rad song
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jenna_rae
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benign? what's that mean?
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mandipandi30
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106-benign means it's not cancerous, it can't kill you like real cancer.my friend had a benign tumor in hr stomach she didn't die cuz it was benign:)
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jenna_rae
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ok but I STILL don't know what benign is
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Tswift0806
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Benign is something that will not harm you. I don't think it's that difficult.
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CareFace
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You'll be the popular kid at school that gets all the chicks.
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Predental
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op is a girl
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enonymous
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^ exactly this is why it's a good thing
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Noob30
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Doesn't mean she said she was straight 81 :P
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ghm1234
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look in the corner dumbass
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Pownzeez
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now u can get high all the time
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johnson94
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I still don't get why it gives you a reason to be high if you just look like you're high?
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LifeSucksbtw
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cause u have an excuse if some one Accuses u of being high! :D dam op is lucky
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ATLBOI770
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kuz ur not a pothead!!!!
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PassTheDutch
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you have to be a pothead to understand
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Ihatecupcakes17
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Lol I just read this convo and it was so funny XD
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MidgetInvasion
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Everyone on this site is high. You're good.
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fmart
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wont be a problem if u ARE high all the timee :D
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snorlaxxx
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thats not cute . but now u have an excuse into getting high (:
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marinus_fml
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Who wants to get high anyway?
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tsim_fml
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15- lots of people. not me but lots of people would like to get high
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iLazy
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I'm sure towelie wants to get high
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_yarrrr
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I would always like to get high. Infact I'm getting high right now. You should too 15, loosen up a tad ;)
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sasonzal
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anyone who tried it and knows it isn't a drug,and by the way people who wants an excuse for red eyes just say your contact lenses burn(even if you don't wear any)works for me perfectly
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Grimmerie
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anything that alters your levels consciousness and hormonal and chemical balances - with the exceptions of necessities, such as food and water - is a drug. caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, and so forth ... all drugs. don't advocate ignorance, and learn what you're putting in your body before you fuck with substances!
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gtaranger
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maybe you should get a pair of sunglasses.
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j_cat187
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maby if u gt high ur puples will get super huge.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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*facepalm*
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LilTiki559
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spoken like a true pothead...o_o...idiot.
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doom2
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haha, well on the positive side that just gives you an excuse to be high all the time then? (:
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BoJanglesHC
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amen to that
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in times of peace
And two in times of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
and then I smoke two more.