By anon - 02/05/2011 10:58 - United States

Today, I found out that the weird lump on my eye is benign. That would be great news but they aren't going to treat it at all. Now I look like I'm high all the time. FML
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SeasonedLemur 5

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in times of peace And two in times of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints and then I smoke two more.

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xxxInsanexxx 9

This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?

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savs11 13

Oh wow you made first. Hooray for you. Now here's your free laptop. Oh wait, I lied.

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TroII 0

#1 its spelled "Im a tool."

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xxxInsanexxx 9

This is a problem because you ARE stoned a lot, right?

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KlaLynn 3

That happens to be exactly what I was thinking. =P

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seanders 10

I was gonna get up and find the broom.....

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MissBunny25 0

I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high...

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MissBunny25 0

sorry 38 I didnt see your comment when I posted :(

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_yarrrr 0

my room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)

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EverybodyHatesCh 0

I was gonna go get high!! but then I got high!!! WooHooHooHoooooo

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stoopkid911 0

i dnt really see the problem. just get high nd then ull havr n excuse.

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littlemissFYL 5

because I got high, because I got high.

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seanders 10

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off, and I know why!!

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littlemissFYL 5

when I was first reading this, I thought you were going to say you had cancer. just be thankful it isn't, OP :)

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pertained 12

I THINK I HAD THAT TOO. on my eyelid once, but my doctor said I was good looking anyway so it wouldn't marr my overall good lookingness.

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countryboyj17 0

#92, cool story bro..

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countryboyj17 0

#92, cool story bro..

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Mariesandoval 0

That sucks!

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mandipandi30 0

106-benign means it's not cancerous, it can't kill you like real cancer.my friend had a benign tumor in hr stomach she didn't die cuz it was benign:)

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jenna_rae 0

ok but I STILL don't know what benign is

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Tswift0806 3

Benign is something that will not harm you. I don't think it's that difficult.

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CareFace 16

You'll be the popular kid at school that gets all the chicks.

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enonymous 8

^ exactly this is why it's a good thing

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Noob30 0

Doesn't mean she said she was straight 81 :P

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ghm1234 0

look in the corner dumbass

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Pownzeez 0

now u can get high all the time

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johnson94 5

I still don't get why it gives you a reason to be high if you just look like you're high?

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LifeSucksbtw 0

cause u have an excuse if some one Accuses u of being high! :D dam op is lucky

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ATLBOI770 0

kuz ur not a pothead!!!!

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PassTheDutch 0

you have to be a pothead to understand

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Ihatecupcakes17 0

Lol I just read this convo and it was so funny XD

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MidgetInvasion 14

Everyone on this site is high. You're good.

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fmart 0

wont be a problem if u ARE high all the timee :D

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snorlaxxx 0

thats not cute . but now u have an excuse into getting high (:

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tsim_fml 0

15- lots of people. not me but lots of people would like to get high

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iLazy 0

I'm sure towelie wants to get high

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_yarrrr 0

I would always like to get high. Infact I'm getting high right now. You should too 15, loosen up a tad ;)

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sasonzal 4

anyone who tried it and knows it isn't a drug,and by the way people who wants an excuse for red eyes just say your contact lenses burn(even if you don't wear any)works for me perfectly

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Grimmerie 31

anything that alters your levels consciousness and hormonal and chemical balances - with the exceptions of necessities, such as food and water - is a drug. caffeine, alcohol, marijuana, and so forth ... all drugs. don't advocate ignorance, and learn what you're putting in your body before you **** with substances!

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gtaranger 1

maybe you should get a pair of sunglasses.

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doom2 8

haha, well on the positive side that just gives you an excuse to be high all the time then? (:

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