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#14, the Latin plural of penis would be penes. In English, it's penises. If you have to strap down multiple penises, you'd be a medical oddity.

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I tried wrapping my comment with sacrasm tags XML style, but FML deleted the tags out...? I guess they don't like code in the comments. But I digress, to those who are clueless: my previous post was a joke.

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I use painters tape to hold mine down. Double wrap and it holds strong and it doesn't pull the skin when you peel of the tape.

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Yeah, we strap down our penis' with things called shorts.. If we run around naked though, things tend to flop around.

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The reason girls wear sports bras to jog is because it hurts for our boobs to bounce that much! Talk about OUCH! Not to mention how distracting it is. And also how many creeps a girl would attract from not wearing a sports bra.

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I would only get a block before either stopping due to the pain or TKO. And I don't understand how guys (or girls) would find our bouncing floppy fat sacks that just happen to be placed on our chest to be attractive...just saying.

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I would only get a block before either stopping due to the pain or TKO. And I don't understand how guys (or girls) would find our bouncing floppy fat sacks that just happen to be placed on our chest to be attractive...just saying.

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#95, You'd love me then! I have terrible acne. I don't need to say I'm joking do I?

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Hey, we have something in common! Only I'm not vertically challenged. I'm packing heat.

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40- Do you mean packing meat? Personally i like to tuck my lovegun into my belt. Any intruders or robbers cum nearby, and I'll just pull a quickdraw and shoot 'em in the head.

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