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scumbag, I like that
A lot of deaf people actually really enjoy music. If they turn it up loud enough they are able to feel the vibrations from the music, especially the drums.
Oooops
Governor I quite enjoy watching you snap at people who correct you, so here goes. It's feel*. Pretty sure feal is not a word, considering it keeps getting autocorrected to deal.
Wait, I thought when your deaf your bot able to talk because you can't hear yourself speak?
Well that could have happened to anyone
Unless you already knew they were deaf.
Every deaf person I know enjoys music
It's like this one time when I was about to fall asleep and I started thinking how do deaf people hear their phones ringing? Then I came to the conclusion that it must be a combination of vibration and visual help and when I was happy with my answer I realized deaf people don't talk on the phone >.<
Deaf people do talk on the phone. Before there was texting, there was TTY and relay. The phone would flash a strobe light when a call was coming in.
That isn't punny.
It was very punny.
When you put it in capital letters in hope everyone will realise what you did it, it just ruins it. Us FML readers are smart enough to spot puns that are intended.
Or the audience who will write; Definitely* after missing the joke/pun entirely.
Deaf people still listen to music, they still enjoy the beat of the rhythm..
20 - sometimes a pun needs to be capped.
And sometimes 20 needs to be bitchslapped.
Colour blind people know what colour is what, they are taught that. It's just that they can't see very well, can't see one or more colours or have a really hard time determining the colour. My cousin is colour blind only for red. He sees every other colour on the spectrum just fine.
Thanks for the book bro.
Your presentation is ****** up.
she said blind people. not color blind people.
I agree with 77 ^^
No, he said the right you're.
no he said the wrong one... you're is you are... are you suggesting he meant to say 'so you are argument is invalid'?? case closed waffle
88- No he used the wrong version of it.. It is "your". Otherwise it would say "You are argument is invalid."
88 - did you mean to say the original poster used the right one? because you stated he used the wrong one and then explained how it was right :)
^^ i meant that for 93 not 88... time for bed
124 - Night ^^
Some deal people can still listen to music because they can feel the bass if it's loud enough
Like mozart. (idk how you spell his name, but the guy who wrote ode to joy)
That was Beethoven sir or mam
30 YOUR RIGHT. :( fail on my part
Yes but she was tone deaf. Not really deaf deaf
Just imagine a deaf person listening to hardcore dubstep that is practically 100% bass? Do you think they would think it's an earthquake?
15-I'm pretty sure you're referring to Ludwig Van Beethoven. Maybe I'm wrong, but if you're implying a famous composer, then it is Beethoven.
43, 30 established that, and 36 backed him up
Yeah I'm not sure how common it is but some deaf people still listen to music, I think it mostly tends to be those who became deaf rather than those born deaf. There's even a deaf dj called Frankie Wilde I think and he's quite good!
Although Beethoven did this, deaf people can still enjoy music with speakers placed on the floor. It's done at the local deaf school here for their dances.
Deaf people can still enjoy music, they can feel vibrations and such. He probably has a certain beat he likes :) I'm sure he understands.
I was thinking the same thing. Thank you, ABC family.(:
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Show it anyway*you're. Don't forget about punctuation!
Im sure Op is quite healthy.
He likes DEAFtones of course
He didnt know that you knew he was deaf, or at least not from what I read. Just act like you didnt know.
I don't work for sopa right?
It's okay. Not like you were trying to be mean or anything. Mistakes happen.
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That was DEAFinatly akward.
scumbag, I like that