Love: Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about....

By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

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By WTFiswrongwithme - 03/03/2020 00:01

Today, I was so desperate for human interaction that I asked a deaf girl in my class if she liked music. I actually signed it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Jackie - 14/09/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, I realized the guy I like is not deaf. This would normally be good news. However, for the past two weeks I assumed he was deaf after seeing him use sign language. I've been openly talking about him within earshot. FML

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Let down

By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML

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Booze confused

By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By lostintellct - 11/05/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 09:00 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML

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By lola1313 - 18/09/2013 02:17 - United States - Downers Grove

Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 9:11

That was DEAFinatly akward.

titopei 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 9:10

scumbag, I like that

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fencer49 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:56

I think his favorite music is. Bum bum bum bum etc etc

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:38

'Bum Music?' A demonstration if you please...

EduJav321 24

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:02

Just tell him you didnt know, honest mistake

brbfood 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:40

ironic if he said "Beethoven".

Dizzygrl08 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:56

Some deaf people still listen to music. They put headphones in and crank up the volume as loud as possible to feel the beat

PaperCandles 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:02

Deaf people still "listen" to music. They can feel the beats.

s15c 9

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:09

It hurt me to even just read that. FYL

zebralover23 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:25

They can hear beats to music. So he could have one

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:45

They don't listen to the music. They feel the beat.

ilove80smetal 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:05

You insensitive ass. Where have you been all my life lmfao!

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:14

Reminds me of a gag my friends would do from time to time. We'd visit a strip club & pretend 1 of us was blind. The "free feel shows" are a treasured memory!