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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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akiahara 14
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Now your desk will be moved to the basement and your stapler will be confiscated.

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lautturi 2

Well, at some point that was going to happen. Hiding behind a wall meant you couldn't see him, should've been prepared for that.

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lautturi 2

Well, at some point that was going to happen. Hiding behind a wall meant you couldn't see him, should've been prepared for that.

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Emma Marshall_738558922 12
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Thanks for explaining that

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klimpomppp 9
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I do that too in school!

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feelingold 18
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and that says it all OP. Grow up or I see many more FMLs in your future...

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akiahara 14
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Now your desk will be moved to the basement and your stapler will be confiscated.

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FrietvanPiet 16
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No one will give OP a slice of pie.

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Devilpuppy0861 7

But at the end of the day he'll burn the motha fucka down and walk away rich.

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noreallywhat 17
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OP's coworkers will thoughtlessly forget to invite them to the printer Pinata party

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gracehi 31
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I bet you didn't SEE that coming. *bu dum tsss*

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poopsi 19
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I don't get it. Of course he didn't see that coming. :C

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gracehi 31
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He didn't see his boss coming around the corner, and he didn't see that embarrassing event happening. Get it? Get it? He didn't see it coming in more ways than one! HA HA HA!!! It's funny...right? No? Ah well, I tried.

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feelingold 18
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Sorry 15, you tried, remember it's not the winning that counts it's the taking part

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poopsi 19
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Just explain to your boss the game and your situation. Who knows, he might even join in on the fun.

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MrConcise 34
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You know you can't let him live now...he knows.

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flockz 19

"quick pull my finger! haha ya."

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ltaper11 20

Pretend you were flicking a booger or itching your eye. With any luck he might believe you...or fire you potato/potato (po-tay-to/pa-ta-toe)

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Glitter_taco_ 10
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How the fuck would YOU fire your boss?!

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EpicSquishii 21
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YDI for how you constructed the FML. Either that... Or for flipping people off in your workplace so often it's become a game. Take your pick.

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chanellgymnast 17
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Watch for the actual birdie!

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