Remember socialising? - FML

Remember socialising?

By Anonymous - 23/04/2020 23:00

Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML

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Today, I'm extremely depressed because I can't play live music due to this stupid virus. I can't get a date or even a hug, and the career I worked for seven years toward was totally destroyed. All my friends are too busy for me, unless they need a favor. I hate my life. I need a hug. I'm not going to get it. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 April 2020 4:02

Don't scare them off by being too eager!

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bloopaloop 27

Friday 24 April 2020 0:59

Please don’t.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 24 April 2020 3:19

What the **** is wrong with you?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 April 2020 4:02

Don't scare them off by being too eager!

Butch J. LaPrairie 4

Friday 24 April 2020 11:59

Don't talk about shit, not even a couple 3 times.

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