Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
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Top comments
Chris9154 6
at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse
redbluegreen 41
Practice safe breath!
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Comments (133)
Rosalie_Haostn 0
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbit! lol you should have thrown a piece of gum at him....actually a toothbrush.
egamage 0
Just give the guy some chewing gum [mint flavor]. He'll think you are just being nice and will eat it so your feelings don't get hurt. Sneaky. Anyway, this doesn't really belong on the FML site.
TheyCallmeStacey 9
Oh gawd LOL I know that situation all too well better just not bring it up and offer him things of the fruity or minty variety
Monii_Harlz 11
Hahahaha I can't help but laugh my ass off at that xD
SmexiLexii 3
In his defense,maybe something died in his mouth..Just saying..
HunterAlpha1 8
there are things you can do about bad breath. if you're gonna refuse to hang out with people who don't always smell perfect then you're going to die lonely.
cdpaynee 0
I say your life sucks but his does too lol
MonikaMMH 3
maybe mono? then his throat skin is rotting and you bet his breath will be horrible.
vannaxo 0
I hate that
iChel413 6
Bad breath is bound to happen. Just keep breath mints handy and brush regularly!