Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
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Top comments
Chris9154 6
at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse
redbluegreen 41
Practice safe breath!
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Comments (133)
emz89 0
some people can't help but have bad breath. he could have very good oral hygiene.
ximenita0731 0
eww
bluesman567 0
who gives a shit
CateXOX 0
Of course you would know the solution for rim-job breath.
SigneRobertson 1
So? Who cares? Lots of people have stinky breaths! I'm in a steady relationship, my boyfriend and I love each other, but we both get stinky breaths sometimes, like, if we're kissing "oh by the way, do I stink?", "yeah kinda", "I'll go brush my teeth then" and other situations like that... It's not a big deal.
Osito2011 9
practice safe breath
dubblemuffin 0
YDI for being a woman.
kaykay9080 5
Maybe for his birthday you should get him some toothpaste & a toothbrush.
bluegoldfish 7
yummy.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
"would you like a mint? ..or a few?"