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By  maskedman  |  9

this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

  Ajjas013  |  6

Right, because farting is for aliens. People who fart aren't normal. They're just weird.

  Ajjas013  |  6

My comment was sarcastic by the way. Just in case anyone missed that.

  repyourcliche  |  0

you should've said "is that asshole talking behind my back again?" and then carried on... drinking your milk... in front of the boy you like... and living like the waltons.


By  AtoZnumbersand_  |  1

That reminds me of today when I was at my friends grandparents house being forced to sit through ten hours of holiday photos.. oh my god, I needed to fart sooo bad. I knew it was risky to move in my seat because it might slip out. So awkward, I could just imagine his father pointing out the motel where they stayed at and this sneaky little bastard coming out and everyone in the room looking at me. It didn't happen though.

OP I feel your painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn D: