By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
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keoct 4
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Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

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maskedman 9
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this might be a little off topic, but have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time. they feel good one at a time but hurts at when done simultaneously. sort of like a gang bang.

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rooster1144 0
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first and FYL :P

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Nometet 0
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lol first fail.

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D3kl3 0
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haha that's a huge-ass fail

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doink 0
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This isnt an fml. If anything, it is an mlia. God forbid he finds out that you are an actual human being instead of some robot with tits.

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Ajjas013 6

Right, because farting is for aliens. People who fart aren't normal. They're just weird.

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Ajjas013 6

My comment was sarcastic by the way. Just in case anyone missed that.

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repyourcliche 0
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you should've said "is that asshole talking behind my back again?" and then carried on... drinking your milk... in front of the boy you like... and living like the waltons. OHILOVEAHAPPYENDING.

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sum1savemeh 0
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your not normal

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freakofnature118 0
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LOL im using that if this happens to me!

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Skullcrusher 5
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 Now that's some funny shit!

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jdcrazy 0
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lol was it all at the same time?

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ButtNekked 0
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and then you had chronic diarhea with tomato skin in it

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stewpididiot 11
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awww, you're cute. will you be my friend ??

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slatter 1
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that's what call a major body eruption lol

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gomego87 0
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YDI for farting.

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lkrunner101 7
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well, if she meet him only a week prior I can see how this is fml

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Jiplo 18
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AUSTIN POWERS!!! lol first thought that came in my mind when you said "robot tits" :D

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T9FTW 20
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MILA = My Life is Awesome?

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keoct 4
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Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

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cmac86 23
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oj probably hurts worse. that stung like hell when I did it.

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Bizzytrick 0
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no. SPRITE is the worst

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intint50 0
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nah it's worse when you try to make it go the other way then swallow...

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missxmelon 0
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You're not first, rooster.

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matty134 0
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yh I agree toooo

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SkoomaKi 27
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^ She's doing a duck face, how is that cute?!

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HunniHeart 4
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How embarassing he'll never forget you =]

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brownlace 0
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lol poor thing

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AntiChrist7 0
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Boys don't like giggling girls.

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lancer126 0
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yes we do lol

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1
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That reminds me of today when I was at my friends grandparents house being forced to sit through ten hours of holiday photos.. oh my god, I needed to fart sooo bad. I knew it was risky to move in my seat because it might slip out. So awkward, I could just imagine his father pointing out the motel where they stayed at and this sneaky little bastard coming out and everyone in the room looking at me. It didn't happen though. OP I feel your painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn D:

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