first and FYL :P

lol first fail.

haha that's a huge-ass fail

This isnt an fml. If anything, it is an mlia. God forbid he finds out that you are an actual human being instead of some robot with tits.

Right, because farting is for aliens. People who fart aren't normal. They're just weird.

Exactly.

My comment was sarcastic by the way. Just in case anyone missed that.

cunt

you should've said "is that asshole talking behind my back again?" and then carried on... drinking your milk... in front of the boy you like... and living like the waltons.

OHILOVEAHAPPYENDING.

your not normal

LOL im using that if this happens to me!

 Now that's some funny shit!

lol was it all at the same time?

and then you had chronic diarhea with tomato skin in it

awww, you're cute. will you be my friend ??

that's what call a major body eruption lol

YDI for farting.

well, if she meet him only a week prior I can see how this is fml

AUSTIN POWERS!!! lol first thought that came in my mind when you said "robot tits" :D

MILA = My Life is Awesome?

Hurts like a son of a bitch when milk come out your nose.

agreed

oj probably hurts worse. that stung like hell when I did it.

no. SPRITE is the worst

nah it's worse when you try to make it go the other way then swallow...

You're not first, rooster.

hey ur cute

agreed

yh I agree toooo

^ She's doing a duck face, how is that cute?!

How embarassing he'll never forget you =]

Hahahaahha

ahaahhaahhaah

lol poor thing

Boys don't like giggling girls.

yes we do lol

That reminds me of today when I was at my friends grandparents house being forced to sit through ten hours of holiday photos.. oh my god, I needed to fart sooo bad. I knew it was risky to move in my seat because it might slip out. So awkward, I could just imagine his father pointing out the motel where they stayed at and this sneaky little bastard coming out and everyone in the room looking at me. It didn't happen though.

OP I feel your painnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn D:

win