Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was holding my son and smelled poop so I checked his diaper, but there was nothing there. Then I realized it was my breath. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
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Chris9154 6
at least u didnt find out by kissing him! that would have been a lot worse
redbluegreen 41
Practice safe breath!
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Comments (133)
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
dirty mouth? clean it up with not being such a dirrbag!
Megs431 6
tell him it's called a toothbrush.. he should try it sometime! it also comes with a buddy named toothpaste! :D
MizzyShay 0
What if he wrote and FML about the same experience, only from his point of view? I'd imagine he would feel really bad about it. ^_^
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Today, I was talking the girl I like. She then began to talk about a wretched smell that was lurking about. When I closed my mouth to investigate, the smell stopped. Now she wont talk to me. FML
ashseal 11
that's nasty. at least you didn't find out by kissing him.
brandybaby1204 0
thats disgusting!
bearybearilys 0
I wouldn't want to give him CPR ;)
bananabean16 2
Before my (now-ex)boyfriend kissed me for the first time (his first kiss ever), he got really nervous and his breath started to smell really bad. He was a bad kisser anyway, but I assumed it was just the nerves and some practice would solve that problem. For the next 4 months we still dated, it never got any better.
skyeyez9 25
He could have "tonsil stones." They are these yellowish horrid smelling things that sometimes get stuck in the craters of peoples' tonsils. Even if you brush and floss, if you have them, your breath will smell like death.
eminem1712 0
DIRTY MOUTH? clean it up with orbit!!!!!!!
sxe_beast 11
Bad breath is a huge turn off. If they're too lazy/apathetic in regards to oral hygienic then what else are they too lazy to do? Seriously use gum or a breath mint. Its always good to have those little mini toothbrush/toothpaste things! FYL op =C.