Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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jcscool 0
time to move again
Vertoule 7
Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started. As for a solution, punt it. Just ******* punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...
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Comments (98)
jcscool 0
time to move again
Okie7123 0
How ironically hilarious. Still, I feel bad for you
pancakes_n_syrup 0
Or check out the place/neighbors before moving in If you're renting, which I assume you are since you said moved buildings, why not complain to the landlord?
genius_man16 1
^^ this. If you are living in an apartment or something just complain. Just because the place allows pets doesn't mean people can have a dog that barks 24/7.
PeterD_fml 0
you should come be my neighbor, iv got a dog named Molly too.
tortise34 4
hehe lol
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
hey, they can't live for THAT long, can they?
ifinsane 6
No move shoot the dog with a bb gun that'll shut it up
jane99 0
How unlucky.
aaaaa2p 0
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Tell them to get a muzzle for that stupid rat this time. All dogs are are rats.
wolfy_fml 5
lol But rats are so much quieter and well behaved. At least they can only destroy things in their cage. My rats are wonderful pets. Better than dogs I think. They can even be taught to come to their name and stuff.
Amkii 0
I agree! I love rats. Your photo is sooo cute! :D I assume that's your baby?
Sun_Kissed18 25
Ooo toss up for me, I loved my pet rat, but my dogs are awesome too!
ragglefraggle 2
Yeah, and the commenters said DOGS ARE RATS.
iloveericmaynor 0
move somewhere that doesnt allow dogs next time.. duh
AlexZB 0
ah the irony
Person1233 13
Buy an Eagle, they eat small shit like that. Havent you ever seen the vid of an Eagle dropping a Goat off a cliff?
the_coon_fml 0
probably an osprey
oboewhore_xD 6
Puppy? :'( Did it die? My neighbors have a special sound proof room they put their dog into at night. xD Its still adorable, though. ^^
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #14.
Vertoule 7
Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started. As for a solution, punt it. Just ******* punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...
aaaaa2p 0
You act like big dogs don't bark at everything, too. The point is, they're rats, and just like all other pests, they need to die. All of them.
Synnie 0
Aren't you positive.
lw09 0
you need to die
gsiebold 8
At least a big dog doesn't have an annoying yappy bark. You can train a dog not to bark, boo on the owner who lets it yap away all the time.
AnthonyD86 0
that blows. and is a wild coincidence ;). FYL even If this is fake.
jonnymohio 2
Did you ever think of asking the super or real estate agent about the dog situation BEFORE you moved in?