Miscellaneous: Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying...

By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 804

You deserved it 4 155

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Same thing different taste

By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 716

You deserved it 1 135

Drama farmers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 581

You deserved it 107

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 494

You deserved it 8 746

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 735

You deserved it 334

Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 893

You deserved it 185

You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 477

You deserved it 3 098

Selfish

By Anon - 10/10/2011 15:24 - Canada

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 019

You deserved it 2 641

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 011

You deserved it 52 121

By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 013

You deserved it 17 625

Vessels

By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 768

You deserved it 3 129

calilovesneb 12

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.

theslimshadylp 6

Friday 17 August 2012 18:59

Best show on television i don't blame her.

Comments

calilovesneb 12

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.

kooochris1995 14

Friday 17 August 2012 19:07

Today, my son started watching Breaking Bad without me. FML

gree_fml 11

Friday 17 August 2012 19:28

My parents eventually began to watch breaking bad behind eachothers backs in secret. In a way, they're having separate affairs through tv.

khaya 9

Friday 17 August 2012 19:46

My dad started watching breaking bad and now he makes crystal meth.

biggestfan23 11

Friday 17 August 2012 21:56

I can see why she is upset. Breaking Bad is the best show on television right now without a doubt

murlocholmes 5

Friday 17 August 2012 22:02

What are you complaining about.. Now you can easily spoiler-alert her at inopportune times.

waz433 0

Saturday 18 August 2012 17:31

Wow don't be such a bitch!!!

hobosapien081 10

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

wow, just wow...

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 17 August 2012 19:15

The quest for #1 claims another victim.

buck33 14

Friday 17 August 2012 19:20

15 - Its a serious condition.

unknown_user5566 26

Friday 17 August 2012 22:09

Have to post my standard response for comments such as these: World of Warcraft, just World of Warcraft? ;)

MindFreakazoid 10

Friday 17 August 2012 23:52

54 - That, or they meant Wombats on Weed. Both make sense.

pokefan813 16

Saturday 18 August 2012 7:51

Wonderbread on waggon? Oh screw it I tried...

theslimshadylp 6

Friday 17 August 2012 18:59

Best show on television i don't blame her.

Insane_Tea 15

Friday 17 August 2012 19:38

Danm right. I'm sure we all wish we could get close to the bad assness that is Mr. White. Except the parts where he takes his clothes off. Ya.. definately not those parts.

ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Friday 17 August 2012 20:22

I don't think anyone can look as badass as he does while standing around in their underwear.

theslimshadylp 6

Friday 17 August 2012 20:34

I don't think anyone can look as badass in that car he used to drive but he does.

MichellinMan 20

Saturday 18 August 2012 0:58

I love breaking bad. but everyone is going to beat me shitless, because I like the walking dead more.

Dadothy 8

Friday 17 August 2012 18:59

I agree with your mom, Breaking Bad is just that good

Psych101 9

Friday 17 August 2012 19:16

The real victim of this FML is the mother. We all grieve for her loss.

Rodders_SOTC 1

Friday 17 August 2012 19:00

I presume you are at least 16 by the g/f remark. Back away, mother and son can be too close.

Senseless_487 29

Friday 17 August 2012 20:53

You shouldn't ASSUME things like that. He could be 18, 19, or even in his twenties, still be single, and live with his mom. There are quite a few people out there like that.

FtP_Benihana 0

Friday 17 August 2012 23:50

He said ATLEAST 16

ebonyirony 29

Friday 17 August 2012 19:00

You mom is right. If you cannot commit to breaking bad, you cannot commit to anything else.

ebonyirony 29

Saturday 18 August 2012 2:48

Thanks for all the thumbs guys. I could raise an army of thumbkins, but I misread it. I thought OPs mother started without OP :3

katiekatlovesu 5

Friday 17 August 2012 19:01

She's PMSing.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 17 August 2012 20:19

Idk why 7 and 8 are getting thumbed down. I mean, they're making an assumption but that was my first thought too. It's one thing to be disappointed, but to start tearing into OP's character for watching a show? I've literally done the exact same thing with my roommate, and I realize outbursts like that tend to happen around my PMS time...