Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Top comments
woainishamu 21
Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.
Crazc 15
bite his dick
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Comments (121)
07rclare 18
what a good smart man
John_in_Oz 12
What a good idea! Something interesting to do while being bored senseless AND it relieves the tension from someone moaning about stuff they don't want you to fix. Genius.
callmeave 10
Punch him in the dick. Assert your authority.
ThunderTheRad 14
If that would've happened, I would've dumped his sorry ass. It's his fault he's not interested in important things that could possibly affect your relationship.
davincidasecond 24
You should have told him to go **** himself. That's a dick move.
shinikageWolf 15
If my boyfriend did that I would just start sucking.
PengiPou 12
He's a keeper
monkeebabes 3
He probably thinks youre just as drama filled as your sister if you have to pass on gossip like that. Guys dont like that sort of thing. Discussing family issues and "drama" are two completely different things.
1jordan1 11
You're right. Guys shouldn't have to listen to their girlfriends feelings and it's perfectly acceptable to just start jacking right there in the middle of her venting about something that was obviously bothering her.
WD_Stevens 22
Seriously? Who does that? I swear, every day I feel more and more sane
Hazelino 25
Yeah, my boyfriend is one of those guys too. Don't worry about it to much..