By FML Videos - United States - New York Vegan Love This is the night, it's a beautiful night, and we call it bella notte... 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML I agree, your life sucks 40727 You deserved it 8028 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Robyn - Belgium - Stokkem Today, the button on my husband's pants popped for the 4th time. I already used the strongest thread and buttons. He's obviously put on some weight around the stomach, but he won't listen to reason and still blames me for my sewing, which is making his pants "turn against him". FML I agree, your life sucks 22045 You deserved it 1728 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Boss Troubles - United States - Anaheim Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML I agree, your life sucks 28752 You deserved it 12318 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ellie - Australia Today, I got a missed call from a lady at an employment agency asking why I hadn't turned up to an information session for a potential job. Yesterday, the same lady told me the job position was canceled. FML I agree, your life sucks 30040 You deserved it 2472 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Dearborn Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 12051 You deserved it 1863 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ticked - Pakistan Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML I agree, your life sucks 15523 You deserved it 47875 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ella - United States Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML I agree, your life sucks 22350 You deserved it 5062 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By zanaruka - 19/5/2020 05:00 The customer is always an ass Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML I agree, your life sucks 2493 You deserved it 140 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my 3-year-old niece brushed my hair, making sure to be gentle so she wouldn't hurt me. When it was time to brush the front, she made sure to meticulously brush my mustache. I'm a woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 4236 You deserved it 1011 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By areyoukiddingme - United States - Phoenixville Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML I agree, your life sucks 28262 You deserved it 2440 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 9678 You deserved it 21339 122 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Obi1Shinobi - United States Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML I agree, your life sucks 28028 You deserved it 4641 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML I agree, your life sucks 23708 You deserved it 5934 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jack - United States Today, I was in minding my own business in bed in my dorm room. It was dark and my roommate came over, intending to slap my ass really hard. The problem is, I was lying face up. FML I agree, your life sucks 36878 You deserved it 2973 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By vadoodoo22 - France Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My bestfriend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML I agree, your life sucks 27810 You deserved it 3221 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Karaline45 Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML I agree, your life sucks 2549 You deserved it 345 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MentalHealthWorker - 17/9/2020 02:05 True hero Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 1409 You deserved it 194 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By number2 - United States Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML I agree, your life sucks 44931 You deserved it 4480 143 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By holycow - United States Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML I agree, your life sucks 34632 You deserved it 2605 183 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seriously? - United States - Spring Today, while talking to my boyfriend, he got upset and accused me of making up words to make him feel stupid. All because I used the word "vapid." FML I agree, your life sucks 30440 You deserved it 7560 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iskalion - Canada - Grande Prairie Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML I agree, your life sucks 26233 You deserved it 5360 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By amber - United States Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML I agree, your life sucks 39721 You deserved it 17669 460 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By americanized - Denmark Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML I agree, your life sucks 32911 You deserved it 4135 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DarkDisaster - United States Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML I agree, your life sucks 34189 You deserved it 8195 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML I agree, your life sucks 30696 You deserved it 7797 278 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sean - United States Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML I agree, your life sucks 45766 You deserved it 2988 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Crunchy - United States Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML I agree, your life sucks 20398 You deserved it 61142 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By krissy - United States Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML I agree, your life sucks 34752 You deserved it 7095 231 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HitbyIce - United States Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML I agree, your life sucks 31899 You deserved it 2818 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - Israel Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML I agree, your life sucks 35877 You deserved it 13224 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Junior - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML I agree, your life sucks 56573 You deserved it 2938 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thatsillegal - United States Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML I agree, your life sucks 31413 You deserved it 3066 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TT - United States Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 59581 You deserved it 2578 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mhmm... cumsquats - Belgium - Kessel-lo Today, after much coaxing, I finally got my roommate to loosen up and have a couple of beers with me and my friends. It was only later in the evening that he admitted the real reason he hadn't wanted to drink: he's an alcoholic and had been sober for six months, until now. FML I agree, your life sucks 17791 You deserved it 60375 224 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, during a major fight with my boyfriend, I threw a necklace he had given me out the window, thinking it was just a cheap trinket. He then told me, for the first time, that that necklace had belonged to his now deceased grandma. FML I agree, your life sucks 13936 You deserved it 91748 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Placentia Today, I cleaned out my house and placed multiple boxes of clothes and books in my two-seated truck to take to the Goodwill. While turning onto the highway, everything tumbled on top of me, sending me crashing into a guardrail. FML I agree, your life sucks 20508 You deserved it 8402 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By firehurts - United States - Wallkill Today, I threw a bonfire for my birthday. My boyfriend managed to set my leg on fire by throwing his liquor bottle into the fire. Happy birthday to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 27171 You deserved it 2709 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hello - Jordan Today, I was so bored at a family gathering that I pretended to be busy texting the whole time. I don't know what's worse, that I'm not close to anyone in my family, or that I have no one close enough to text to about such things. FML I agree, your life sucks 33255 You deserved it 8787 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Awkward - United States Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 37724 You deserved it 4285 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By login_eddy - France Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML I agree, your life sucks 23578 You deserved it 6695 117 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charlie Given | 23 #7686535 - Sunday 2 September 2018 3:08 Nope we call it being hungry all the time 😋 Send a private message 0 0 Reply
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By Charlie Given | 23 #7686535 - Sunday 2 September 2018 3:08 Nope we call it being hungry all the time 😋 Send a private message 0 0 Reply
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Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly... I agree, your life sucks 523 You deserved it 33 8 Comments
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 1038 You deserved it 98 20 Comments