Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Top comments
woainishamu 21
Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.
Crazc 15
bite his dick
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Comments (121)
rockhead1270 5
Was he using your hand?
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Love your alias Op. I wouldn't worry too much, No guy is ever going to be genuinley interested in family polotics and drama. Anyone who pretends to be interested is just lying to you. Honesty is best. Take his hint and work it to your advantage. Why waste energy on drama. ;)
angel80_fml 2
That's just a strange & really inappropriate to respond. Weird !!
coxenator1105 9
O_O
dreishot 1
He's probably jacking off to your sister...
ruxtain 15
You do the same thing back!
icepick23 12
Wow, you must be be really hot!
laamarissa 1
Go dump him already. Seriously.
missbrit818 20
Wtfffff!!?
rogerover 19
He thought family drama talk was foreplay so he was preparing himself to finish what you started.