Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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woainishamu 21
Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.
Crazc 15
bite his dick
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Comments (121)
Bluepies 24
No matter how much you claim to hate drama, if it keeps following you around, you're at least letting yourself get involved. You may even be causing it. Talking about drama has never resulted in less drama. I think the boyfriend had the better response.
Dthsapprntc 23
OP was not causing drama, she was venting to her boyfriend as a way of dealing with stress, as she should be able to do without it causing more drama, or having her boyfriend act like a jerk. If your girlfriend is venting to you about whatever is stressing her out starting to ********** next to her is absolutely the wrong response.
trav_o 8
Not Necessarily, this chick could complain about stuff 24/7 and he was like "im gonna vent too.. through my wiener..."
DanielleinDC 34
Or he could say that she's always complaining about her sister and nothing gets resolved without just ignoring her and starting to wank.
NodakN8V 25
Well that escalated quickly
flame5768 14
more like ejaculated
laden_swallow09 35
Keep the drama fo yo mama.
FlyingPie 17
That would rub me the wrong way too..
crazy_maniac69 9
he was enjoying ur story lol
ob81 8
A lot of people are going to try to post some funny comments, but that is straight up hardcore right there.
trav_o 8
Guess you both ended up in sticky situations..
LegendaryMant 4
I've seen small monkeys display the same behavior... get bored with something then randomly start jacking off. Not sure if your boyfriend was going out of his way to be a dick to you, or if you are dating a lesser primate.
trav_o 8
Man's rule for women #13 "Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for" I hope you learned a valuable lesson today.
DanielleinDC 34
Well, clearly her asshole of a boyfriend wasn't interested in helping her solve it either. He just doesn't care.
iwadasn 33
He didn't give her sympathy or try to help solve it, so what exactly is your point?
yoursucklives 36
i could go on a rant here and tell you what relationships are about, but i'm gonna keep it short and just say NO.
Raesin 21
And if your girlfriend doesn't have female friends? What then? I guess making your miserable girlfriend feel better is just too much work.
trav_o 8
If she has no female friends there may be a reason and shes probably already miserable lol
trav_o 8
Where did she say she wanted help solving her problem??
trav_o 8
You basically answered your own question. Sympathy is what your girl friends are for. Go to them for sympathy.
Sniper_Chick4110 20
#66 Honesty is the main one, but generally whatever the hell you both mutually value would be more accurate.
JohnTheLad 13
Seems to be an Animal.