Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister, and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Top comments
woainishamu 21
Mentioning your sister probably got his gear box running.
Crazc 15
bite his dick
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Comments (121)
kinky44 28
Actually, it sounds like he may been more interested in your story than you think.
Razi_tail 25
Seriously? That is just disrespectful. I would have a talk with him about how you both want to treat each other.
by4x4 4
He will probably just do it again in the middle of it
Axel5238 29
I don't think talking about it is going to work. He doesn't care, guys like that though generally have red flags popping up. If he constantly makes immature(i.e. dick jokes)jokes he might not just be making a dumb joke because it's fun it could also be just how he is. I knew a guy like that even into his early mid 20's dude never grew up. He had the perpetual attitude of cartman, might be funny when your younger but when you get older it's kinda sad.
Got7Dorks 7
Wtf? Who does that?
Dthsapprntc 23
OP's boyfriend obviously.
Simbaby 23
He's so inconsiderate . He should've listened to what you had to say .
JD1147 27
What a wanker. Ahh rit...
ksks1234 33
That is randomly odd. Was there anything going on (before talking about family drama) that would have gotten him hard?
rdnkchevy 9
Wtf?
toxic_walrus 15
I hate when people cut me off because I see it as lack of sincere interest in what I'm saying. That would've pissed me off to no end. I hope you dumped him.
molliciousj 19
Either he really doesn't give a shit what you're saying or he has a masturbation problem...or both. Sorry OP. Your boyfriend sounds like a real wiener. I mean, winner.
darlingdollie 24
I hope it's not because you brought up your sister..