Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
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Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
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SomeRandomGuy15 18
Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!
M3DIC4T3 29
You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.
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Comments (97)
CrazyChickens721 5
Old ladies doing these sort of things makes me want to grow old now... then I could pretend I'm senile and troll.
Doodleoodlebug 18
Rebel!! Mobility scooters are pains to pedestrians. In my town we have one who drives on the road so he's a pain to drivers. lose - lose situation he's in.
WTFisthiscrap 6
On that road he drives on - are there sidewalks next to that road? Are there ramps at BOTH ends of the sidewalk?? In the town I work in, most sidewalks only have ramps at one end. That's as useless as having none. Also, lots of times sidewalks aren't maintained, getting big holes in them, and sections become really uneven.
Doodleoodlebug 18
There's lots of dropped kerbs, his favourite road to drive down even has speed bumps which he goes between making it a nightmare for cars either direction. He's obese too. I therefore conclude that he's a lazy fat bastard who enjoys making others lives difficult.
Futacy 30
I hate how some ppl think that a wheelchair is their invitation to act like a bitch. Yeah she's handicapped, but it's her legs that are handicapped, not her eyesight or her brain or her sense of compassion, so she should stop acting like it.
Grand_Cookie 21
Tip her over and run off.
Doodleoodlebug 18
cow tipping!!
jamjam12 15
Reminds me of the South Park episode where the kids start tipping over all the fat people in their scooters. If we start tipping over all the obnoxious old people, soon they'll be needing to install a "tip-assist"!!
Caltech 12
Good Point! and that's why we have a couple f generations now who really have no concept of what is right and wrong, and being cuddled and protected growing up, and never accepting responsibility for their own actions.
jessica2128 9
Off their rockers!! >.
harp 9
Did she look like Betty White?? Great show btw
aly_pinay22 8
Sorry OP. There are two kinds of people in the world. Just don't become her kind.
Llamacod 11
Fat people and thin people? Tall people and short people? Jean wearers and sweats wearers? Oh man I give up, what are the two kinds of people in this world?
kyu_Q 19
Compassionate people and assholes?
perdix 31
When you're riding around in an electric wheelchair, your entertainment options are limited. Running able-bodied people down and fingering them sounds like great fun for them.
LonelyAngel22 13
I just created an account purely so I could tell you how much I was amused by your choice of the word "fingering" in this context.
Lizardgirl 7
hahaha, "fingering" xP
Lizardgirl 7
oops looks like we think alike, 34.
jackiemora 18
Oh I hate people that think that everyone else are in their way and not the other way around.
Juanthetaco 6
It was like Carmegeton but with old people and wheelchairs.
Girher 6
The same exact thing happened to me at Disneyland, but then she backed up and hit me again and my foot was stuck under the wheel. It took two people to lift it off me :/
kyu_Q 19
I would have pressed charges. Too many old people use the "I'm old" excuse act like the assholes they are.
IOmnomHard 10
That's crazy. Some old lady in a motorized wheel chair in Disney world ran sideways up my foot extrraaaa slow so I could feel all that nice crunching.