Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
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Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
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SomeRandomGuy15 18
Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!
M3DIC4T3 29
You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.
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Comments (97)
darkenedone 27
You run down dogs?!
rozalipanda 2
they need to take a driving test....for both the cars and scooters
WTFisthiscrap 6
All of you saying all of us in motorized wheelchairs and scooters run everyone over all the time - do me a favor please: Rent one for a week (easy, right?) and do the things you would normally do during that week. Come back and let me know how it went, especially the days you went out in public.
thewaterbear 10
Sounds like a member of the vicious biker gang "Hell's Grannies."
chuckcloninger 12
Think I would have disconnected her ******* battery.
drsmith93 4
Should have Spartan kicked her into the pit of death.
Lucky7Samson 10
I would have straight tipped her chair over and left her there. She isn't MY grandmother, **** that rude old bag.
legendxs 20
She's an asshat. I think it's time for God to take her.
TcheQ 12
A swift roundhouse kick to the face will show her.
bazookajoey 27
What a hag