Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
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Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML
Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
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ECHOSPiiKES 19
people need to notice if theyre doing something wrong before blaming someone else
qdawg06 23
So many dumb drivers out there. Smh.
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Comments (85)
ECHOSPiiKES 19
people need to notice if theyre doing something wrong before blaming someone else
Wani_fml 12
That would require common decency, and we can't have that!
A7XCamaro 19
But that's not the American way. The American way is to bitch even if you're wrong.
LowExpectations 30
There's no excuse for people being idiotic assholes #28, I don't care where you are from.
A7XCamaro 19
My bad, I forgot to put "/Sarcasm" at the end of my post, I'll try to remember next time...
incoherentrmblr 21
Are you in Louisiana?...
Vitotaylor36 13
Never! Because this is #Murica!
Dramori 29
We'd lose out on so many FMLs though! :(
Since1998 20
#44 You cannot properly convey sarcasm through text.
A7XCamaro 19
So it would seem 80, I thought the wording made it obvious but I guess I was wrong.
qdawg06 23
So many dumb drivers out there. Smh.
TriggerFinger7 10
Some people shouldn't be allowed to drive, i.e. the woman in this story.
Bragi 12
That should be "e.g. this woman."
foxwasalamb 24
both work btw
crazytwinsmom 25
I became a more patient driver around cyclists after I started riding to work myself a lot. I wish all drivers would have to ride a bike for even just one mile in a little traffic before getting or renewing their license.
World_Burner 13
Bicyclists aren't without responsibility though. Just because you have the legal right away doesn't mean you can shut out the world.
crazytwinsmom 25
Agreed, not only for consideration but especially safety. When you are in the bike lane though, you shouldn't have to worry about cars as much. You still should be aware though because there are jerks out there like her.
World_Burner 13
Cute.. those down votes just prove me right. lol
Lomus 24
I actually agree #63, but that's not the point. Cyclists who whine nearly always are the ones being safe, and twice as aware of the road than the people piloting metal death machines.
vbmah 12
Keep some coins in your pocket and causally throw them behind you if this happens again..
fsomelife 26
Are we going for fighting bad drivers or be fancy as shit here?
False_Stupidity 41
Pennies I would hope. Don't want to throw away too much money on arseholes.
mannatee 19
Make it rocks, that'll teach a bitch a lesson
SillyBeanie 8
Or tacks
feven 32
I hope the realization sinks in, and she feels like an asshole.
TunaFireStarter 16
A lot of people wouldn't feel like an asshole and would continue to blame the other person because they somehow believe that they can't be wrong.
MRP360 14
I'd tell you to brake check but you might die
A07 48
I fail to understand how do ignorant people like that not get pulled over?
iann32 10
But yet if you were to do something like that then the cop would be there...
A07 48
Nah bro, I dont do stuff like that.
World_Burner 13
#50 lol Talking with my old man a few days ago, he entered the bike lane a little too soon when turning right. No bicyclists anywhere, my dad and two others were pulled over. As he was getting a ticket, I guess a dozen people did exactly what he did right in front of the cop. A week later, he saw a semi do it and no ticket. f his life lol
iann32 10
I ment if it were by accident or intentionally. then the cop would be there to pull you over.
urlyfesuxx 5
She was old huh?
JBChristian 47
Old people already drive slow ;) the bandit was just young and ignorant.
1dvs_bstd 41
There's a story of a lady who hit a dude's car, she came down and repeatedly slapped the humble man. He didn't react and the lady was like "you just wait till my husband arrives" and proceeds to call her husband. When her husband arrived, to his dismay it was his boss. The boss didn't require much, he just wanted the bitch to slap her husband the same way she slapped him. Moral of the story is; bitches gonna be bitches, and she's stupid. Hope you kept your cool!
TunaFireStarter 16
Why would the boss want his wife to slap himself? I don't get it?
graceinsheepwear 33
the boss was the first one slapped; he wasn't the husband.
TunaFireStarter 16
Oohhh. I see now. That makes a lot more sense.
TheC00lCat 9
As a cyclist, I hate drivers. As a driver, I hate cyclists.
howsthisforaname 34
As a cyclist I hate cyclists. I always seem to be the only one wearing a helmet, wearing reflectors, using lights and obeying traffic signals and road markings. "I have the same right to the road as a car" act like it and stop being idiots.
91hayek 31
As a pedestrian I am amazed at the irrational and intense rage of everyone who share the roads have towards each other. We are so polite on sidewalks to not bump each other, but give us wheels and we become Sauron.
Bragi 12
As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. In both cases I hate cyclists.
QueenofWheels 13
Didn't know adults wore helmets
kittina 22
Then you shouldn't be the queen of wheels
World_Burner 13
#43, IDK where you live but sidewalks are almost as dangerous as the road. Unless you don't bump into other people, other people will walk right into you as they're glued to their phone and blame you.
howsthisforaname 34
Way too many self entitled idiots on the road.