Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
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SomeRandomGuy15 18
Damn, so many evil grandmas popping up lately!
M3DIC4T3 29
You should know by now the elderly will do as they please, and they've been walking the earth long enough to get away with it.
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Comments (97)
billyz77 24
Do like I do, 68. Most novelty stores sell those cheap little pairs of handcuffs for about five bucks. Keep a set with you and the next time you see a fat person in a cart that disrespects you, just handcuff their cart to a display shelf and walk away. Those cuffs are very strong for the money. By the way - have you ever seen a skinny person in one if those store carts? No? Me, neither.
RoseBlack123 37
Wow. So many crazy old ladies lately...
lollypop30001 19
I had the Opposite happen to me. I have a bad back and can't walk to much in the store. I was at Walmart in a motorized wheelchair, and this rude Grandpa who wasn't looking ran in to me. I even said watch out and he had the balls to yell at me. He said it was my fault. I was sick of old farts getting away with things and I cusses him out.
fatalwish 6
the elderly and the morbidly obese have 1 thing in common. get them on a rascle and shit gets real!
jamnglamgirlie 17
You were walking... and she slammed into from behind?? Three things come to mind when I read this: you're a zombie, you're a ghost, FML was hacked.
pedinhuh 23
Just another Grandma trolling people and getting away with it, nothing new here..
jessherself13 21
Old people, man, they're crazy. But really, just brush it off OP, old people seem to have little pleasures in life besides tormenting loved ones or unsuspecting strangers.
Giluh 19
Drag her to the home. Dang old people had a life time to learn how to show respect and class. People acting like that should not allowed to roam the streets without younger supervision.
xXNerrrdXx 16
love the way its written~
pmadNess 16
That would be my preference! "Get out the way mother *******!" heh heh, just kidding, no not really, yes...