Love: Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into...

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:05

He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?

shelbtron 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:07

how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!

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hahathatsux 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:25

at least he didn't take a dump in his hand and throw it at you

DaddyGreenPants 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:31

This is incredible. STFU haters, what is the problem with having humor?

pasiphae9 5

Monday 7 September 2009 23:49

Because its not funny. Its just stupid. There is a difference.

buddy51 23

Monday 7 September 2009 23:57

Yer bf acknowledges his chimp ancestors with this salute to your nekkidness!!

widad_xoxo 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:03

EWwwwwwww your boyfriend is a jackass.

2345_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:04

Farts in the shower also smell a ton worse so that must really suck.

SMBroskie 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:18

Such an event is considered a rite of passage in many cultures.

loltoyoutoo 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:37

oh ew . XD .

redblush04 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:38

yuck that is just gross

ihatestupidppl 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:54

I'm not gonna gonna pass judgment on the bf one way or another. But I'm honestly confused...how does one throw a fart? I mean at first I thought maybe he sharted...but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt on that one and say he *wouldn't* throw fecal matter at his girlfriend's face lol. But then that leads me back to my original question...how can you throw a fart at someone?