By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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you do know farts are intangible, and therefore it is impossible for him to throw it in your face, right? at best he can fan it towards you. either way, he'll appreciate you more if you don't take stuff like that so seriously. not YDI, but not FML either. just BFD.

HeyItsWill12 0

If you cup it enough it actually does work tho.. trust me, its been done to me several times

its called a cupcake. and it is very possible. also FYI the average fart has enough gas to fill a cup halfway

I've used these lyrics once, and they work here again "...When you see a deer you see Bambi and I see antlers up on the wall. When you see a lake you think picnics and I see a large mouth up under that log. You're probably thinkin' that you're gonna change me. In some ways well maybe you might. Scrub me down, dress me up, oh but no matter what remember I'm still a guy. When you see a priceless French painting and I see a drunk naked girl. You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy and I'd like to give it a whirl. Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of and in weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall but remember I'm still a guy. I'll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car, write a love song that makes you cry. Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground 'cause he copped feel as you walk by. I can hear you now talkin' to your friends sayin', "Yeah girls he's come a long way from draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club and buildin' a fire in a cave." But when you say a back rub means only a back rub then you swat my hand when I try. Well now what can I say at the end of the day,"Honey, I'm still a guy..." Because no matter how hard you try to change him or any other guy, he will always be crude :)

I didn't read any of that because of all the bloody line breaks.

Jus listen to "I'm still a guy by Brad Paisley"

I vote that you're not allowed to use country lyrics anymore. You've met your country limit for 2009. Ok? :)

hey now, ive really started to use other genres as well now :)

Remember, as stated on my profile, you can always request a song :)

I know. Still, the majority of your songs are country. I will start to request songs! Or, I'll just take over the job myself. :D

Hey now, I'm still the original:P and my last two (in order from newest to oldest) are Savior by Rise Against and the Spiderman theme song (They're on the same FML)

It's things like this that make me ashamed to be a guy. Why must my gender consist of imbeciles?

Girls do it too man... men just follow Franklin's advice... "Fart Proudly."

not to be ignorant or anything but are you gay?

Why do you have to ask? What difference would it make? Would he automatically come across as some kind of other-worldy abnormal detestable FREAK to you if he were gay?

The first to crow is the rooster, not the chicken. He's not gay, he's like me, actually THINKING! what guy would see a naked girl showering and immediately think "THROW FART IN HER FACE!" I mean come on! No wonder most women think men are idiots!!!!!ROMANCE!

If you fart on your hand, the stench stays for a while so maybe he did that and then pressed it up against her face. I've had it done to me by many a friend.

stellarstar 0

hahahhahaaha a millions...thanks that just made my day!

That's nasty. To any guys reading this: it's not funny, it's ******* disgusting.

I'm a guy and I find that just a horrible and disgusting as anyone else >

Me too, it is not funny!! It is disgusting but funny to read!!

Dogman332 0

lol 21 i first read it as "thats tasty"

that is vile, men can be so disgusting sometimes