Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a friend's party. Her neighbor and I really hit it off. We went off into the woods and left everyone, including her parents, at the bonfire. We started hooking up when my friend ran over. Apparently they could see everything. We had on glow stick necklaces and bracelets. FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
Today, I was at this awesome party and I was dancing with this really attractive girl who started making out with me all of a sudden. Five minutes later, my friend told me that the girl had just given him a blowjob. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML
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ndawgg 6
This is both a FML and a YDI. FML because everyone saw it, but YDI for giving head at a party, even if it was your boyfriend.
anthrodraco 0
Bwahahaha. That sucks. (No pun intended)
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Comments (48)
ndawgg 6
This is both a FML and a YDI. FML because everyone saw it, but YDI for giving head at a party, even if it was your boyfriend.
Masta_Blasta 0
the di is more cause they didn't notice there'd be silhouettes.
MadVlrus 1
Yeh it's more YDI cuz they didn't notise the freaking bright light.... -.-
jdcrazy 0
lol funny shit
thatonek1d 0
how the *** do u not notice a light bright enought to freaking do that!!!!!
luvedward4evr 0
Wow that sucks haha
OHnathanIO 4
*Double snare, CRASH!*
anthrodraco 0
Bwahahaha. That sucks. (No pun intended)
alpha126 9
How did this get up votes but the other one got downvotes
ryansims 0
that sucks but that is hilarious
I_iz_epic 0
You suck!!! Literally ;P
lindon555 0
LMFAOOO
Wankster 0
hahaha *****
KillU2009 0
anonymous? no shame in givin head.
jcrazy123 0
So what exactly are you complaining about he's your boy Are you a spitter if So YDI otherwise what wrong with being a good GF and really you didn't notice the light come on
redhedsaysrawr 18
Yeah but I'm pretty sure they were both so preoccupied the thought that a light coming on would cause a silhouette like that didn't occur to them.
shay_serendipity 29
oi, #8, holy run-on sentence; I had to read that a bunch of times to understand what you were saying
Jmido 0
shadow puppet ****!
abouttofly 12
a different meaning for "theater of the skin"
hayleyjames 0
good call #9
M13LO 0
haha was there a line of guys waiting for their turn??