Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (153)
JustKittyKat 24
This FML is familiar. Another was posted like this, yes? And I'm glad you are okay! D: Get well soon!
Complaining 13
Your luck must be on vacation. Or maybe it was T-boned.
babe7260 30
I've never heard of an ambulance getting involved in an accident before!!!! Wrong place at the wrong time x 2!!!! So sorry man, sure hope you're ok & your luck changes REAL soon!!!!
Tidus0 17
Yeah in adelaide Australia where I live only a couple of months ago there was an accident which involved not one but two Ambos haha
KK3137 31
Haha? I'm sorry, how are accidents funny??
Ray_of_midnight 23
I have friends who are EMTs, they could tell you stories. People are so stupid and oblivious, texting and/or talking while trying to drive, they don't see a big huge ambulance coming right at them when it's running lights and sirens and leaning on the horn. "LIKE OMG MY BFF JILL?" *SMASH*
Shadow_Blues 10
You know how crime loves irony? Guess we just found another situation that loves it as well. x3
writergirl23 19
That would have sobered him.
unknown_user5566 27
... Did I miss something? Didn't see any mention of someone being drunk.
Pentium_4 27
she probably meant to comment on the absurdly drunk guy that got attacked by the cat
Michaelsgirl04 9
wrong fml dear(:
unknown_user5566 27
Murphy's Law was created in anticipation of this exact situation.
seasonedtoast 19
I hope you had happy gas and found the irony
hairybuttgnome 0
At least when the other ambulance got there you were already in a stretcher! Had to have been a swift transition.
MassaKerr 9
Yo dawg, heard you like T-Bones.
jokesta187 11
So we put a t-bone in your t-bone!
lepuppykicker 15
I was thinking of that same thing when I read the FML
martin_martian7 11
Thank god you didn't say Tebow!