Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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Top comments
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
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Comments (153)
Patrickstarfish 0
Bitch please..........
shoieb9 14
Yo Dawg, I heard you like getting T-Boned, so we T-Bone your ambulance while you're being carried away after getting T-Boned!
kimg0885 23
But you still managed to post on FML? Kudos
hiskitten92 0
Know how I know this isn't true? Because your able to talk about it so soon after it happened
bart62 0
God hates you
emilymaevancore 4
that.is.horrible. D:
blackman100 20
Oh the irony!
talloctopus 7
:/
1098765432 0
At least you are still alive...
eabaker31 0
Whoa. Rotten luck. Sounds like you pissed off someone or something in the universe.