Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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Top comments
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
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Comments (153)
poseidon5213 2
Deja Vu
kalexx_fml 7
T-ception
blinkydog113 0
does your happen to be brian?
GothicAngel17 24
Oh god, my eyes started bleeding.
KitGrey 4
I hear abulences are just desperately unsafe and likely to try and kill you. Next time get a taxi :-P
seasonedtoast 19
Next time get a dictionary.
mhopper 13
Taxis are much more dangerous, especially in cities such as Manhattan and Boston!
Mearemoi 14
64 - Sorry, I can't help but point out that Manhattan isn't a city; it's a borough (unless, of course, you're talking about the one in Kansas, but that's unlikely). Anyway, I agree with you - taxis are pretty dangerous in busy streets and highways.
mhopper 13
You're correct. I'm just used to referring to both as "going to the city."
Ray_of_midnight 23
Manhattan is referred to as "The City" if you live in one of the other four boroughs of NYC.
chappell69 1
I'm sorry but that's kind of funny
DracoSpirita 21
48 - I'm sorry but you're a douche.
FluttershyxLove 4
At least you're ok. Hope you make a fast recovery :3
chynnatownn 11
Wow shitty deals! I hope you're okay. Usually these are funny, that just sucks.
TergesteCity 12
yo dawg!
perdix 31
It would be ironic if you were also a vegetarian. For omnivores, getting two free steaks would be a good thing!
jedielf 23
Sir, GET YOURSELF A LOTTERY TICKET. You've been on the receiving end of some remarkable odds, and the worst that could possibly happen from that is you'd lose a few dollars.