Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
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Comments (153)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's what you call the t-bone special. I hope there was no permanent damage. On the bright side there is a lawyer out there who can make it rain for you!
wubbazugg 5
You need to move. Away from where people drive like that.
Locoluis 15
Idiots! What part of " weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww weeeeEEEEE AAAAAAAA OWWWWwwww " can't they understand!? Any retard with some money can get a driver's license nowadays. FYL
Squeaky_Tomato 14
The same part that gets medics to forget the rule to STOP AT EVERY RED LIGHT, regardless of traffic, then proceed. The driver of the ambulance didn't look before proceeding into the intersection, thus causing a second accident. He/she should be punished. (coming from a fellow EMT)
lilrickyreynag92 1
God wants u dead
jaredofmo 22
And you are evil.
Michaelsgirl04 9
hmm...either the person that hit the ambulance came along after the intersection was cleared or I call bs. usually an ambulance will stop at an intersection to make sure that doesn't happen. at least where I am they do
DoubleBlumpkin 4
God I wanna T-Bone you so bad right now.
afropuffjake 9
Sounds like the Russian mafia REALLY hates you.
Roo79 1
Kinda turns you off steak hay!
vbmg152 19
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all! Gloom, despair & agony on me!" If you're old enough to know where that quote came from, you must be my age! It's from Hee Haw!
wfshelbs 1
I guess they didn't think you got hit hard enough the first time lol sorry that sucks