Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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Top comments
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
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Comments (153)
safaeita 32
wow drivers those days......
yamiyaiba 5
Meanwhile, his wife is at home getting t-boned in her intersection.
LevyLove 17
.... Located right below her midsection. Ahhh I really did try to resist! Lol
pippacrawford 4
Wow you really Murphy's luck. I hope your recovery isn't as traumatic as your rescue. In the meantime, faved for being a true FML
chevonfinley 8
You mean Murphy's Law? I don't even know how your first sentence should really be arranged..
rcgirl2 11
At least you're alive.
Fmlsea 28
least you're okay could be worse ,you could of got hit again .Then you truly would be a bad luck magnet they do say bad things happen in three's .
Shroom_slayer 11
Are you sure someone didn't put a hit on you and specified that you die in car crash.
The_F3rris 11
Final destination?
apintsizepeanut_fml 4
Did the paramedics need paramedics too?
Jp17048 1
And how did he deserve this
npearson5290 4
Hey when it's your time, it's your time. *sings song* "knock knock knockin on heavens door"