Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
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Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML
Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
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Top comments
LevyLove 17
Whoa... Going from an accident at an intersection to another accident at a intersection... Is it interCEPTION??! Lol
DalPozzo13 10
Damn, that's some bad luck
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Comments (153)
roadrash2003 4
Well there's some good money for you
coolbrony12 3
At least you weren't double t-BAGGED at an intersection
streetracerVC 9
T-boneception LOOL. no seriously though i feel for u.
alexradillo18 3
T-boneception!!! Lmao
hollywoodt1ts 15
talk about two lawsuits in a day. that sounds like a win-win to me
AuronDante 0
Yo dawg, I heard you like t-bones.
hawk4113 2
Yo dawg heard u liked bein t-boned
RandallMP 3
Don't think I'd want to live in that state !
Brilliant66star 17
Hope & pray you never get struck by lightning. On the other hand, on your way out of the hospital, maybe you want to head straight for a casino & try your 'luck' there! Get well soon.
lowshadows 21
you'll reach the hospital eventually ha ha! Where's State Farm when you need them lol.