FML : Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform...

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Today, I received the heels I'll be wearing at my best friend's wedding. The bride ordered them for us to match the dresses. They're six-inch platform heels. I have three broken toes and am still wearing a boot. The wedding is next weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AnnieThrax - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 04:35 / United States - Holdingford

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By FMLKitten | 15

#4944755 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:43

Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".

By trqskq | 14

#4944775 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:48

Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.

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By KrazieKleo | 13

#4944754 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:41

Shit, there's not a whole lot you can do except just go to the wedding. Your boot should be fine with her hopefully O_o

CookieKidrauhl | 0

#4947367 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 03:47

Since she and OP are best friends, she'll probably understand :)

azndecoy | 2

#4948060 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 08:08

Or maybe yøú can bet that the fiancée wises up before the wedding and win some money while you're at it.

By FMLKitten | 15

#4944755 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:43

Hopefully, she's not a total Bridezilla and won't get mad at you for "stealing her attention".

EvilPotato | 14

#4944967 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 01:22

Wow! Excellent reference that FML must be like 6 months old. Maybe even older! Props to you good sir!

CaptTeemo | 10

#4945527 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 05:43

Bridezilla is also a show.

emilyjgraham | 34

#4945584 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 06:30

and it is definitely not 6 months old!

evilplatypus | 35

#4945824 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 08:41

Time must be very odd in your universe, Potato, if one month = six months

juunebug | 2

#4946263 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:23

19 - it's also a very common phrase...

By KaelaKhaotic | 5

#4944760 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:44

I hope she'll understand about your broken toes.

samsaf1989 | 5

#4945162 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 03:15

I hope she already knows about her broken toes being her "best friend" and all ...

jumble | 12

#4945832 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 08:49

But then again it says "best friend's wedding" then "the bride ordered" so she could be best friends with the groom. Still, OP should have let them know that she had broken toes to see what to do about the situation.

samsaf1989 | 5

#4946893 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 01:19

Hmm good point 73 that could actually be the case,

By toelie | 20

#4944772 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:47

Broken toes are a pretty good excuse.

baronsmommy | 14

#4945735 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 07:40

Not to a bridezilla!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4947834 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:35

Or a pretty good reason to be booted from the bridal party!

By 0RedPenguin0 | 8

#4944773 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:47

You better heal up quick, then.

KrazieKleo | 13

#4944830 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 12:19

She has broken toes -.- she won't heal up in a week!

HighGTurn | 12

#4944978 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 01:27

As if you can speed up the process..

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4945000 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 01:34

What a world of literalists with no imagination.

maronofhearts | 19

#4948454 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:30

It's because he said heal not heel so the connection wasn't made. Using the wrong word makes the joke right

By trqskq | 14

#4944775 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:48

Don't worry, the other women wearing the heels will feel like they have three broken toes once the night is over.

outoftown | 26

#4946638 - Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:28

And ankles. Luckily, OP has a doctor she can recommend.

By Shadow_Phantom | 26

#4944786 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:56

I really hope she's sympathetic toward your situation... I don't think I'd ever want to wear heels, even with my feet being perfectly undamaged.

By perdix | 29

#4944794 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:59

Wear the platform heel on your good foot and walk around in circles the whole day. The wedding guests will think you are doing a one-woman Hokey Pokey marathon.

SerendipityRose | 26

#4945207 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 03:27

I just woke up my Husband from laughing at the mental imagery your comment conjured. He's scowling, so I'm blaming you for the grumpy-pants he's gonna be wearing most of the day.

gracehi | 31

#4945256 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 03:44

^ Seems legit. BTW, how the hell did you get TWO FMLs posted? I swear I've never seen someone with more than one, and I can't even get that many posted.

FMLKitten | 15

#4945523 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 05:38

41- her life sucks, that's how.

perdix | 29

#4945535 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 05:54

#37, sorry about that. I checked and now that I estimate Mr. Grumpy-Pants is about 2000 miles away, I'll man up and take the hit. It's hard for me to feel true remorse for causing uncontrollable laughter, though.

By alexNEX | 7

#4944802 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 12:02

Get ready for a broken neck while your at it on those suicide shoes.

howdeedoo | 22

#4945305 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 04:06

Except for the fact that she probably won't even be wearing those shoes.

By Elegance | 7

#4944813 - Tuesday 18 September 2012 12:07

Tell her the boot is in style this season. If she's gullible enough, you and the other bridesmaids will be hobbling around for the entire duration of the event.