Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
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jackalope104
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YDI for being a creeper
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gayfish_fml
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Poop face.
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gayfish_fml
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Poop face.
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MastaHorse
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wow what a conversation starter lol
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Jojo08_fml
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Hahah you shoulda just had the lady balls to talk to him
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jackalope104
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YDI for being a creeper
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zrhcrx
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Totally deserved it...please leave us lifeguards alone, I'm at work for money..not score a date with a patron.
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Julioyobaby
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LOLOLOLOL.
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Person_Man
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wow, it only took me as far as "following this hot lifeguard" and i pressed YDI
fucking stupid people
fucking stupid people
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emilykstar
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Hahaha your so retarded
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roflrawrlol
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you're*
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teentee401
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I clicked YDI immediately after reading the first sentence.
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stuipdthing
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LOL YDI for being a stalker
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Theguybehindyou
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#3,#4 how many comments say this?
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gigi37
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Seeing how they are the third and fourth person to comment, it looks like it would be just the one, commentator #2, to say that
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crumblemumble
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YDI creeperrrrrrrr.
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RR05
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duh she's from texas
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UziTopete
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WTF does YDI mean!!???
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Matias_Says_FML
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YDI means "you deserve it".
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volleyballgirly
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Haha i thought it was you did it :} lol i fail
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RandomBlonde
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YDI. Idiot.
If he wanted you at all than you wouldn't have had to "bump" into him.
If he wanted you at all than you wouldn't have had to "bump" into him.
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ohhshit_asian
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haha,
Hawaiian falls, eh?
nice job,
you could've just approached him,
and create some small talk.
Hawaiian falls, eh?
nice job,
you could've just approached him,
and create some small talk.
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Tchernov9
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Just cause he's hot doesn't mean you should jump him. YDI for being a stupid idiot.
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a2495
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YDI for stalking him, creep.
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Kiwi_Splash
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HAHAHAHHA. What a stalker. Please keep away from humanity.
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kaelendra
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you were following him round his job... you wanted him to take time away from watching fir trouble to flirt with you.... just wow.
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slasher29
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#10 nicely put. u should be a prosecuter or school admin or something.