FML : Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during...

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Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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You deserved it

By klutz - / Monday 10 August 2009 14:34 / United States

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By jackalope104 | 0

#474654 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

By gayfish_fml | 0

#474645 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

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By gayfish_fml | 0

#474645 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

MastaHorse | 0

#477619 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:58

wow what a conversation starter lol

Jojo08_fml | 0

#2682460 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:21

Hahah you shoulda just had the lady balls to talk to him

By jackalope104 | 0

#474654 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

zrhcrx | 0

#474956 - Monday 10 August 2009 23:03

Totally deserved it...please leave us lifeguards alone, I'm at work for money..not score a date with a patron.

Julioyobaby | 0

#475433 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:53

LOLOLOLOL.

Person_Man | 0

#476099 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:38

wow, it only took me as far as "following this hot lifeguard" and i pressed YDI
fucking stupid people

emilykstar | 0

#2801374 - Saturday 2 July 2011 0:37

Hahaha your so retarded

roflrawrlol | 0

#2991214 - Friday 29 July 2011 5:35

you're*

teentee401 | 36

#6051036 - Friday 29 August 2014 4:50

I clicked YDI immediately after reading the first sentence.

By stuipdthing | 0

#474658 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

LOL YDI for being a stalker

Theguybehindyou | 0

#475141 - Monday 10 August 2009 23:59

#3,#4 how many comments say this?

gigi37 | 0

#475979 - Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:59

Seeing how they are the third and fourth person to comment, it looks like it would be just the one, commentator #2, to say that

By crumblemumble | 0

#474661 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:07

YDI creeperrrrrrrr.

RR05 | 0

#604463 - Monday 5 October 2009 8:35

duh she's from texas

UziTopete | 0

#806726 - Friday 29 January 2010 8:35

WTF does YDI mean!!???

Matias_Says_FML | 4

#973449 - Saturday 3 April 2010 6:32

YDI means "you deserve it".

volleyballgirly | 0

#4052015 - Saturday 18 February 2012 16:09

Haha i thought it was you did it :} lol i fail

By RandomBlonde | 0

#474662 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:08

YDI. Idiot.

If he wanted you at all than you wouldn't have had to "bump" into him.

By ohhshit_asian | 7

#474665 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:09

haha,
Hawaiian falls, eh?
nice job,
you could've just approached him,
and create some small talk.

By Tchernov9 | 0

#474674 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:14

Just cause he's hot doesn't mean you should jump him. YDI for being a stupid idiot.

By a2495 | 0

#474678 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:15

YDI for stalking him, creep.

By Kiwi_Splash | 0

#474691 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:21

HAHAHAHHA. What a stalker. Please keep away from humanity.

By kaelendra | 0

#474693 - Monday 10 August 2009 20:21

you were following him round his job... you wanted him to take time away from watching fir trouble to flirt with you.... just wow.

slasher29 | 0

#480911 - Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:40

#10 nicely put. u should be a prosecuter or school admin or something.

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