Miscellaneous: Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around...

By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 301

You deserved it 55 376

By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 446

You deserved it 7 721

By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 030

You deserved it 7 475

By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 162

You deserved it 1 821

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 350

You deserved it 512

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 695

You deserved it 12 514

By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 318

You deserved it 66 309

By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 452

You deserved it 54 154

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 234

You deserved it 841

By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 422

You deserved it 2 325

jackalope104 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

gayfish_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

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gayfish_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

MastaHorse 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 20:58

wow what a conversation starter lol

Jojo08_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 0:21

Hahah you shoulda just had the lady balls to talk to him

jackalope104 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

zrhcrx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:03

Totally deserved it...please leave us lifeguards alone, I'm at work for money..not score a date with a patron.

Julioyobaby 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 1:53

LOLOLOLOL.

Person_Man 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 8:38

wow, it only took me as far as "following this hot lifeguard" and i pressed YDI ******* stupid people

emilykstar 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 0:37

Hahaha your so retarded

roflrawrlol 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:35

you're*

teentee401 36

Friday 29 August 2014 4:50

I clicked YDI immediately after reading the first sentence.

stuipdthing 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

LOL YDI for being a stalker

Theguybehindyou 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:59

#3,#4 how many comments say this?

gigi37 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:59

Seeing how they are the third and fourth person to comment, it looks like it would be just the one, commentator #2, to say that

crumblemumble 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:07

YDI creeperrrrrrrr.

RR05 0

Monday 5 October 2009 8:35

duh she's from texas

UziTopete 0

Friday 29 January 2010 8:35

WTF does YDI mean!!???

Matias_Says_FML 4

Saturday 3 April 2010 6:32

YDI means "you deserve it".

volleyballgirly 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:09

Haha i thought it was you did it :} lol i fail

RandomBlonde 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:08

YDI. Idiot. If he wanted you at all than you wouldn't have had to "bump" into him.

ohhshit_asian 7

Monday 10 August 2009 20:09

haha, Hawaiian falls, eh? nice job, you could've just approached him, and create some small talk.

Tchernov9 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:14

Just cause he's hot doesn't mean you should jump him. YDI for being a stupid idiot.

a2495 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:15

YDI for stalking him, creep.

Kiwi_Splash 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:21

HAHAHAHHA. What a stalker. Please keep away from humanity.

kaelendra 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:21

you were following him round his job... you wanted him to take time away from watching fir trouble to flirt with you.... just wow.

slasher29 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 22:40

#10 nicely put. u should be a prosecuter or school admin or something.

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Same thing different taste

Sick moves, bro

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