By sherryberry2013 - United States
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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  braasilianx0  |  4

dump him. jerk move.
or, if you want to get back at him, 'forgive him', and when you go to the movies with him, pull a fast one just like he did. two can play the game. :)

  AwesomeAsFcuk  |  0

You guys are silly. The girl was obviously his sister who was really into incest and was so in love with his brother tht she made a fake reality that they were going out and have been for 2 years. duh

  kaoss54  |  3

you guys can hate if u want to but the fact that she's still with him cuz she said bf not ex-bf makes him a playa so don't hate the playa hate the game!!! hahaha

  89Delta8  |  0

are you in to incest?

By  shovels  |  0

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  shovels  |  0

29- she said "we went to the movies"... So, if you go to see a movie with someone, that automatically means it's a date!?!? Have you ever gone to a movie with your mom or dad? Maybe he just thought it would be more fun to spend time with more people?

Or how about this, if you had a bag of M&M's, would you just eat one and say, "I'm done, I've had enough"? Or would you say, "Ha, there are a couple more M&M's that require my attention. I'm gonna allow these M&M's to be eaten (out)!" What if they had pretzels or peanuts inside of them, 29?!?!

You're probably racist too, so do you only eat the yellow M&M's? Nah brah... You don't!

Now, 29, do you like the diversity in M&M's? Or would you rather chew on one for the rest of your life, because you don't have the balls to swallow?!


*Ahem* To my calculations, if x divided by y over the square root of 9 is indeed, 632, and you multiply that by the correlation of the wind and the sun, you will obviously see he was FUCKING JOKING. Thank you, and have a nice day, good sir. :)

  Flutist  |  3

How dare he compare women to candy! I am writing the president!

Also, if the girl already has a pretzle and nuts inside her then she has been lying to you and she is a dude.

  claiiire_fml  |  17

Obviously it's a fucking date if they've been together for 2 years.
You're a complete dipshit.
And of COURSE it would have been awkward; he's blatantly trying to cheat on his gf.