Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
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jennifer93
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you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
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classickari
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wow. that sucks. screw him
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classickari
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wow. that sucks. screw him
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jennifer93
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not literally though
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Idonebeenhad
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foursome?
"cringes as I get attacked by trolls"
"cringes as I get attacked by trolls"
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xMexicanXJesusx
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If he try's to do anything with you later remind him that you're his little sister.
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Big_Red_138
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You should introduce him as your douchebag ex-boyfriend. Sounds like a good compromise..
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KiddNYC1O
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"try's"... hahaha
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Poopolicious
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say he got you pregnant and walk away! leave him looking embarassed :D
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braasilianx0
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dump him. jerk move.
or, if you want to get back at him, 'forgive him', and when you go to the movies with him, pull a fast one just like he did. two can play the game. :)
or, if you want to get back at him, 'forgive him', and when you go to the movies with him, pull a fast one just like he did. two can play the game. :)
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aeshleyrose
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Totally agree. What the hell is the point of staying with someone like that?
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TylersMB
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you should have told them that you guys have had sex multiple times.. that would have scared them away.
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YacL
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I like 39's idea.
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ShadowSnipe
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When he tries to do anything sexually, say I'm not into incest.
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ColdplaySucks
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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ilovejorgerabara
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I agree you should have been like, no actually I'm his ex girlfriend or something like that. I don't understand why you'd let him say that and still consider him your boyfriend.
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Miq94
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haha legend'
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PurpleRae420
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And I wouldve embarassed the FUCK OUTTA HIM in front of them! Screw that dickless fucktard find someone else better and I bet those bitches were ugly
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docscientist
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143 - you've never hung out with family before? wtf?
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AwesomeAsFcuk
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You guys are silly. The girl was obviously his sister who was really into incest and was so in love with his brother tht she made a fake reality that they were going out and have been for 2 years. duh
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Meowchie
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YDI for not dumping him on the spot.
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Dig_yer_own_hole
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whatta winner!
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CountryGirl111
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more like whatta asshole lol
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JesusFishTaco
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No, he's a winner.
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YacL
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No, I'd go with asshole.
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derek2143
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nope winner
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salvorican
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I think he's a wiener up an ass hole
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YacL
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59- What a combo breaker
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The_Weirdo
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Ok guys, the better question is what's a whatta.
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Hummbinger
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'Whatta' is slang for 'what a'
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Deadshot108
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Really? Well, if no one else will...DUH, WINNING!
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kaoss54
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you guys can hate if u want to but the fact that she's still with him cuz she said bf not ex-bf makes him a playa so don't hate the playa hate the game!!! hahaha
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Flutist
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The fact that you think being a "playa" is cool makes me hope no girl/guy ever goes out with you.
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Staige40
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id say asshole, dump him
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benjimm1
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being a playa is cool. you should try it sometime. and whatta winna yeah boy
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lmBrown
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182 sounds like a desperate hater...
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austinthebossman
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whattaburger
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cherrybitches
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dump him that messed up
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sannamm
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I agree! dump his ass. what a douche.
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MISSJMAGIC
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yes, dump his ass
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jennifer93
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you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"
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89Delta8
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are you in to incest?
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ShelbyyCakess
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wiiiiin(:
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lidemocr
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gotta hand it to you girl, that's brilliant!! :)
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dillies
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that is just to awesome....i give u a whoop whoop :D
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Netsirk66
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I see your comments on several of these! haha. Not that that's a problem.
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PeteElMalo
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Jennifer ftw
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USMCSNIPER209
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I agree
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brookie063
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haha that's brilliant!
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Olovio
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WINCEST
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CEG3
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43 your mom is
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Jojo08_fml
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niiiceee!
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
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Haha that woulda got him back 4 shure
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beeboyaxl
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WIN...
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lerouxmaster
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WINcest !
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theUBERcomment
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epic win
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music87
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XD your idea wins so much.
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MellyLuck1484
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your comment is so win.
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TKello
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You mean...we "were" together for two years...right?
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Tatertotz515
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haha:)
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MellyLuck1484
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I sure hope she meant that. I'd have slapped him right there and not let him say a word after "sister"
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shovels
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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koortneyg
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are you stupid?
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monzach
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I really hate it when people end all of their sentences with three dots...it's really stupid...and pointless...
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LaughinStock
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^ i take it then ur comment is useless?
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shovels
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29- she said "we went to the movies"... So, if you go to see a movie with someone, that automatically means it's a date!?!? Have you ever gone to a movie with your mom or dad? Maybe he just thought it would be more fun to spend time with more people?
Or how about this, if you had a bag of M&M's, would you just eat one and say, "I'm done, I've had enough"? Or would you say, "Ha, there are a couple more M&M's that require my attention. I'm gonna allow these M&M's to be eaten (out)!" What if they had pretzels or peanuts inside of them, 29?!?!
You're probably racist too, so do you only eat the yellow M&M's? Nah brah... You don't!
Now, 29, do you like the diversity in M&M's? Or would you rather chew on one for the rest of your life, because you don't have the balls to swallow?!
Or how about this, if you had a bag of M&M's, would you just eat one and say, "I'm done, I've had enough"? Or would you say, "Ha, there are a couple more M&M's that require my attention. I'm gonna allow these M&M's to be eaten (out)!" What if they had pretzels or peanuts inside of them, 29?!?!
You're probably racist too, so do you only eat the yellow M&M's? Nah brah... You don't!
Now, 29, do you like the diversity in M&M's? Or would you rather chew on one for the rest of your life, because you don't have the balls to swallow?!
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Gema2dicks
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Your stupidity amazes me, 149. I hope you never have children.
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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*Ahem* To my calculations, if x divided by y over the square root of 9 is indeed, 632, and you multiply that by the correlation of the wind and the sun, you will obviously see he was FUCKING JOKING. Thank you, and have a nice day, good sir. :)
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hiyourcute
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I feel like shovels realized how fricken retarded his first comment was and then decided to pretend he had been joking the whole time
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sabrinahusic
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149 are you seriously comparing girls to M&M's?
On the other hand OP your boyfriend is a douche. I'd kick him in the balls really hard and walk away.
On the other hand OP your boyfriend is a douche. I'd kick him in the balls really hard and walk away.
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Flutist
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How dare he compare women to candy! I am writing the president!
Also, if the girl already has a pretzle and nuts inside her then she has been lying to you and she is a dude.
Also, if the girl already has a pretzle and nuts inside her then she has been lying to you and she is a dude.
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sabrinahusic
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I see your sarcasm there :P lol
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A7X_LoVeee
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I think my IQ dropped a few points.
Derrrp...
*facepalm*
Derrrp...
*facepalm*
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nickizal
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your dumb
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PutriAprileine
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149, you're so retarded. of course it's a fucking date. it's boyfriend and girlfriend. if it's with your parents then it wouldn't be a date anymore.
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sac2000
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I agree with #151
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whyask
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149- it doesnt make it a date if yooh go to the movies with just anyone but it does if he your bf.
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whyask
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you* sorry my ipod was acting retared so i spelled it yooh but i ment you
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Skaw_fml
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Like if they where hidding something important....
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theUBERcomment
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152- my calculations imply an epic win around the vicinity of your comment :D
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dollee_
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What the fuck dude.
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claiiire_fml
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Obviously it's a fucking date if they've been together for 2 years.
You're a complete dipshit.
And of COURSE it would have been awkward; he's blatantly trying to cheat on his gf.
You're a complete dipshit.
And of COURSE it would have been awkward; he's blatantly trying to cheat on his gf.
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cupcakeluver1212
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I would also dump him that us so stupid and mean!
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mruizk9
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that's when u kick him in the nuts!
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cougar41
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my oath kick to the gonads n dump his sleazy ass! if he does that in front of you what does he do behind your back?
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emsiti
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maybey he wants to break up?
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jennifer93
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maybe*
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emsiti
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sorry i'm on ipod and typing fast and they double post is because my ipod lagged out
sorry
sorry
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emsiti
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the*
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xxEternalRain
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Thats a harsh way to end a relationship
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Justine94_x
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Still no reason to be an asshole the way he was.
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emsiti
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maybey he wants to break up?