FML : Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She...

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crétin-crédule / Tuesday 26 February 2013 05:02 / France - Isle

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By Oh_No_Not_Him | 25

#7384339 - Thursday 5 January 2017 19:28

She probably makes a living getting phones that way!

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By Oh_No_Not_Him | 25

#7384339 - Thursday 5 January 2017 19:28

She probably makes a living getting phones that way!

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