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By snickerdoodles - 08/01/2010 06:30 - France

Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 10:28 - United States

Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. 5 seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the happy sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina - 01/06/2013 04:31 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML

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By GrippedMyBalls - 15/07/2009 13:21 - Korea Republic of

Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wanted to teach me some "manners". He pinned me down and proceded to choke me while crushing my nuts with his hands and yelling at me in front of the whole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML

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By anonymous - 26/01/2010 12:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

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By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML

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By HelenErutherford - 09/07/2018 01:30

Today, my period started. It wouldn't be a big deal if it hadn't happened while I was in my karate class practicing kicks, and if the guy I have a crush on hadn't informed me of it after chuckling. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 20:45 - United States - Everett

Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML

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Maxine17 8

Friday 8 January 2010 12:00

Should have sparred him in the dick!

flyinmysoup 0

Friday 8 January 2010 12:06

might have been more of an fml for him. i bet he was embarrassed

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tiger1234 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:44

You always wear a cup in tea kwon do

rummzy 6

Friday 23 December 2011 23:43

Are you sure it was hand-to-hand and not sword fighting? Hahaha

barneystinson555 12

Wednesday 28 December 2011 13:51

are you a girl or a guy..?

AwesomeFMLs 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 8:28

I do TaeKwonDo too what school do you go to?

Flexi_fml 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:48

I take Hapkido classes, and I've experienced grappling with a guy who has a boner.

BVBARMY1238 9

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:04

For Chuck Norris' orange juice, he squeezes Florida for his orange juice.

profligatesoul 18

Saturday 2 March 2013 4:01

And you didn't like it?

CassCream 5

Wednesday 22 October 2014 11:34

That's disgusting make sure it hurts him more then anything for the hope of female Tae Kwon Do artist everywhere

Grazelent_90 16

Monday 22 June 2015 10:26

Anyone noticed the fmls username? It's priceless!!

pladimir_vutin 5

Wednesday 20 April 2016 21:08

YOU DESERVED IT? LMAO HE WAS GAY

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